Following on from best spurt, what's the longest sober wank ? Women may answer but of course they don't indulge in such filth !

A full bank holiday weekend

Did some marathons back in the day off my tits.

 

Highlights include the cut in half bottle/cushion foam combo and dressing up full in my girlfriends clothing.

 

Oh and bazzing one in an Internet cafe in our hotel reception in Ibiza at 6am off my nut.

 

Summet in them drugs I tell thi.

33.75 years and counting

touching yourself is sin.....

 

sin sin sin

 

 

but if you sit on your hand till it goes numb....

Edited April 16, 201412 yr by only1swanny

Drugs and wanking don't mix. That's all I'll say on the matter.

I've one at it for 2 hours I reckon in the past

 

Once you've started you have to complete

 

Had friction burn for about a week though

Calling porn lines twatted is expensive my mate said

Women don't wank, that's just vulgar.  They have some private time.

Remember one of our lot knocking one out on top deck of a double decker coming back from pre-season at Rochdale.  About 1982 ish I reckon.

 

Think game finished 3 3 but I don't think he did.

 

Anyone on here holding their hand up??? 

Calling porn lines twatted is expensive my mate said

Bloke I know used to share a house with a guy that rang them when pissed and fell asleep. Ran up a £500 + phone bill one month. He earnt a lot and didn't argue and just paid. I remember the fat blob had really tiny hands which makes him a freak in my book.

Women don't wank, that's just vulgar. They have some private time.

Everyone needs a private moment or 3 hours !

Pablo in a front garden while crying. Nuff said.

Pablo in a front garden while crying. Nuff said.

 

His or somebody else's?

Bloke I know used to share a house with a guy that rang them when pissed and fell asleep. Ran up a £500 + phone bill one month. He earnt a lot and didn't argue and just paid. I remember the fat blob had really tiny hands which makes him a freak in my book.

I didn't know you lived with Big E?

 

Ohnohedidnt!

Everyone needs a private moment or 3 hours !

3hrs, you'd need a skin graft after polishing one off so long surely. Fuck you'd be sore