here's three

 

1, when a male bee climaxes,their testicles explode then they die.

 

 

2,vending machines kill 4 times as many people than sharks.

 

3,fold over a piece of paper 42 times and it will reach the moon.

if you start counting at one and spell out the numbers as you go,

you won't use the letter A until you reach 1,000.

just like humans,british cows moo in regional accents.

Mussolini and his facist regime invaded Ethopia and in turn made it for a short while a facist state.

 

:-)

heroin was originally marketed as cough medicine

My farts fucking stink in the shower.

the last private resident of 10 downing street was mr chicken

if you start counting at one and spell out the numbers as you go,

you won't use the letter A until you reach 1,000.

A hundred And one?

heroin was originally marketed as cough medicine

so was jagermeister

"Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks".

A hundred And one?

That's what I thought too.

 

Anyway, you can't fold a piece of paper in half more than eight times.

the founder of match.com,gary kremen ,lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com

just like humans,british cows moo in regional accents.

Now you're just taking the piss.

 

Edit: or should I say, pull the udder one.

Edited May 16, 201412 yr by DazBob

true fact

Hitler really did have only one ball.

 

The stepkid of Joseph Goebbels is one of the richest men in Germany.

 

Nick Griffin lost his eye when he fell whilst holding a Garibaldi biscuit, went straight into his cornea, puncturing it.

Nick Griffin lost his eye when he fell whilst holding a Garibaldi biscuit, went straight into his cornea, puncturing it.

Is that why he hates foreigners?

china dont have time zones

the average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in there lifetime

Hitler really did have only one ball.

 

The stepkid of Joseph Goebbels is one of the richest men in Germany.

 

Nick Griffin lost his eye when he fell whilst holding a Garibaldi biscuit, went straight into his cornea, puncturing it.

 

Griffin - I'm not raisin to that one

Griffin - I'm not raisin to that one

 

I've seen bad puns before, but that takes the biscuit

He doesn't hate foreigners, he had a lad from Tower Hamlet Council retile his bathroom...

 

The biscuit was actually one of those mint chocolate ones - either a YoYo or a Viscount, depending on which report you read.

just like humans,british cows moo in regional accents.

Bull shit

no word rhymes with the word month

no word rhymes with the word month

bumph

no word rhymes with the word month

Or Orange

 

Aligators can't walk backwards ether.