June 17, 201412 yr Fuck that whoever's going to watch that fucking turd burglar is also a fucking bender or lezzer Enter Smiffs
June 17, 201412 yr Fuck that whoever's going to watch that fucking turd burglar is also a fucking bender or lezzer Enter Smiffs I don't think even Elton would enter smiffs
June 17, 201412 yr Is it true elton only agreed to play if the leigh directors fucked him?? Nearly The entire first XIII have to bukkake him after the gig.
June 17, 201412 yr Just a thought. The good folk of Leyth do know he's a ferret, don't they? I know things take a while to reach that neck of the woods and I know he married a lass once. There might be a riot if word hasn't filtered through that a whoopsie is in town.
June 17, 201412 yr Author Spider, most of the town think he's a tribute act and they're hoping he's a good turn for 45 quid. True story
June 17, 201412 yr Spider, most of the town think he's a tribute act and they're hoping he's a good turn for 45 quid. True story Proper chuckled at thst
June 17, 201412 yr Its true. Local went to lsv ticket office and asked how much tickets were for the Elton tribute act. its not a tribute act mate, its Elton himself, said ticket staff. IS IT FUCKERSLIKE and off he wanderered.
June 17, 201412 yr So the good folk of Leyth would pay good money to see a chutney ferret impersonator? - fucking weirdos
June 17, 201412 yr Yeah We dont want none of them bumders I'm looking forward to seeing a stern faced bloke sat arms folded saying "gerroff, yer shit" during the opening bars of the first song.
June 17, 201412 yr Yeah We dont want none of them bumders I'm looking forward to seeing a stern faced bloke sat arms folded saying "gerroff, yer shit" during the opening bars of the first song. Post the selfie of him to Facebook please.
June 17, 201412 yr Author Post the selfie of him to Facebook please. Give over. Smiffs has bought extra lighters just in case his main one gives up during one of the ballads
June 18, 201412 yr I'm taking some huge canguls to hold up when he sings the Diana song. EJ (as those close enough to the legend call him) will be doing a secret warm up act int'Yed on Thursday afternoon before the England game and so far has spent each morning this week acclimatising in Th'alehouse in preparation. Rocket Mon Edited June 18, 201412 yr by Smiffs
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