July 11, 201412 yr Caught the cunt on the kerb, fuckin hell, never knew it would be so painful later on.
July 11, 201412 yr the pain is directly related to how close the injury is to your brain must be agony, matey
July 11, 201412 yr Author the pain is directly related to how close the injury is to your brain must be agony, matey So you have been lucky in that respect.
July 11, 201412 yr Nothing worse that stubbing your toe, especially that second or so between whacking it and the pain kicking in
July 11, 201412 yr Try stubbing your big toe that has an ingrowing toe nail. Walking home and my trainer stopped dead against a paving slab sticking up out of the pavement, my foot carried on forward for the last quarter of an inch of space and I toe bunged in inside of my own trainer. Been in some scrapes but that's been the only time I've nearly been sick because of the pain.
July 12, 201412 yr Anyone ever had an acrylic nail stuck just inside your anal passage?? No me neither :-)
July 12, 201412 yr Anyone ever had an acrylic nail stuck just inside your anal passage?? No me neither :-) Not me. It was further up.
July 14, 201412 yr ripped my entire big toenail right off in a oner one week before i got married! limped down the isle like herr flick
July 14, 201412 yr I lost both my big toe nails playing football. Heals in a couple of days but it fucking really hurts when you wheel a chair over them.
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