Anyone off here had trouble getting home over Xmas?

 

 

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/video/3977198745001/?ref=vidshare

 

 

 

Is that a Darwen accent? Looks like a horse to me.

What the hell was the guy in the van screaming?  Definitely a wind up anyway, looks like me struggling along with my crutch.

you would just run the bastard thing over

 

then see who has the last laugh

Its just had us in the office pissing ourselves.

Doesn't look like Blackburn Road or Belmont Road.  Looks like Yoda out for a midnight hike.

Is that a Darwen accent?

Not much Arabic heard in Darwen!

Not much Arabic heard in Darwen!

 

You're joking aren't you?!? It's like Kabul.

More likely to hear Italian or the local dialect known as 'marrrs barrr'.

More likely to hear Italian or the local dialect known as 'marrrs barrr'.

I went out with a bird from Darwen for a little while, she was clever, pretty and a good shag too. Shame she sounded thick as pig shit and had a family akin to something out of Shameless.

I went out with a bird from Darwen for a little while, she was clever, pretty and a good shag too. Shame she sounded thick as pig shit and had a family akin to something out of Shameless.

see that's the story's we like

its the owner of the scout road chippy.

its the owner of the scout road chippy.

I was still convinced there was a really good chippy up Scout Road until I was about 14.

One of Gill's cafes dogging crew. Poor Yusuf didn't understand that flashing his lights was asking for trouble. Anyhow - thought they looked forward to the afterlife. Seemed to be shitting himself to me. I personally have just pissed miself.

Creepy as fuck is that clip, better than most horror films.

 

Where have they got Blackburn from though?

It's not in Bolton, recorded in Malaysia last year. Slow day on the BN news desk.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3CYYte_f4