January 8, 201511 yr Who'd shag a warm bagel with a buttered up hole? JD reckons some deviants on here have tried it.
January 8, 201511 yr Not as bad as a Kermit puppet with a tub of wet look hair gel up its nether regions surely?
January 8, 201511 yr It's a cup full of liver heated up in the microwave or nothing for me. Edited January 8, 201511 yr by Carlos
January 8, 201511 yr I shagged a piece of foam when I was 14. It was part of the packaging from a washing machine motor. I worked part-time for a washing machine repair man, and he left me to fix washing machines in his shed while he was out dealing with customers. His wife was a MILF, and I got a twinge one day after she'd brought a brew out to the shed for me. I'd just unpacked a new motor, the foam packing had a few tempting holes in it, and I couldn't contain myself. No harm done. I'm sure people have done worse. Edited January 8, 201511 yr by Cheese
January 9, 201511 yr I once made a smashing contraption during the tail end of a night on whizz. A washed out bottle of bubble bath with the end cut off,stuffed with torn out foam from a sofa cusion. Then lined with a football and filled with a mixture of warm water and cream. It was pre Internet days so I had to make to with a fitness video. Ace times.
January 9, 201511 yr The real beauty of this site is that it manages to get all the not rights safely corralled in one place. Carry on.
January 9, 201511 yr Who'd shag a warm bagel with a buttered up hole? JD reckons some deviants on here have tried it. come on tell the class the full story what you two been up too now with your dwarf play thing
January 9, 201511 yr An old mate of mine shagged a toilet seat with 2 slices of raw bacon between it to make it feel more realistic.
January 9, 201511 yr Think we have done this before, but nothing has ever surpassed a pair of Mink gloves turned inside out, I nicked out of my Mams wardrobe. Being able to pull out before they were ruined was a valuable asset in later life.
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