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Piss Hard On's.

Struggled this Morning to get my aim right, i thought the older you got it would become less of a problem.

Edited by leigh white

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10 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Had a mate who suffered from it, always referred to as "stage fright" by the rest of us who weren't afflicted.

Did he turn out to be a raving bummer?

Definitely could have been, certainly always steered well clear of anything traditionally viewed as manly.

2 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Definitely could have been, certainly always steered well clear of anything traditionally viewed as manly.

The picture here is becoming much clearer I would say

i always sit for a piss now so just shove it down

7 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Cheers mate it’s been bugging me for years this perhaps I need to ease my frustration 

Always frustrated watching Bolton - that’s why !

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

i always sit for a piss now so just shove it down

Then you end up pissing through the gap between the bowl and the seat.

On 10/10/2020 at 20:35, Not in Crawley said:

Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown.

Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. 

Sprained my ankle whilst acting like a pissed numpty last night. This post & thread has turned a shit day semi decent. Wways at its finest 👌

You should film it one day & persuade Andrew Cotter to commentate. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-tv-star-andrew-cotter-21772289.amp

 

On 11/10/2020 at 03:01, leigh white said:

Struggled this Morning to get my aim right, i thought the older you got it would become less of a problem.

....and Miami reckons you piss on your slippers. Pah!

12 hours ago, Cheese said:

Then you end up pissing through the gap between the bowl and the seat.

I just let mine dangle in the water

1 hour ago, Spider said:

I just let mine dangle in the water

I'd heard about those new 3 inch high pedestals.

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