Piss Hard On's.

[leigh white]

Struggled this Morning to get my aim right, i thought the older you got it would become less of a problem.

Edited October 10, 2020 by leigh white

[Rudy]

Stand back and arc it, or handstand 

[radcliffe white]

I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun 

[leigh white]

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Stand back and arc it, or handstand 

The days when the ex said " don't waste it ". If your brasting for a piss, that comes first.

[Rudy]

5 minutes ago, leigh white said:

The days when the ex said " don't waste it ". If your brasting for a piss, that comes first.

😂😂 why is she your ex again 

[leigh white]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

😂😂 why is she your ex again 

I kept pissing her bed.😆

[Not in Crawley]

Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown.

Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. 

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown.

Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. 

Post of the month

[Spider]

For the record, I had to have a morning glory piss earlier this week and I was all over the shop.

Had to throw a toothbrush away.

[ErnestTurnip]

Mor

Edited October 11, 2020 by ErnestTurnip

[Alf Hartigan]

Always remember being in year 9 at school and my Biology teacher in sex education telling us it was impossible to pee with an erection. (not sure why it got to that point)

I argued against it at the time, but she convinced the class I was wrong.

[leigh white]

I was a bit worried, not a had a stalker for a while for a nocturnal piss, and then back to back lob ons. must be that Lime Pickle i keep munching.

[miamiwhite]

14 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I was a bit worried, not a had a stalker for a while for a nocturnal piss, and then back to back LOBBY ons. must be that Lime Pickle i keep munching.

EFA 🙂 

[jeep]

43 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown.

Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. 

Someone's been on the Chardonnay this afternoon....

😁

[leigh white]

3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

EFA 🙂 

My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️

[miamiwhite]

8 minutes ago, leigh white said:

My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️

On the earlier one next week pal, think it's 09-38

[leigh white]

Just now, miamiwhite said:

On the earlier one next week pal, think it's 09-38

Mate's i met today in Lancaster are thinking Cumbria is going to be part of lockdown come Monday, will play it by the rules and see what happens.

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

45 minutes ago, leigh white said:

My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️

We've all had our suspicions ❤️😁

[marple whites]

2 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun 

Exactly the same - it’s very strange

[leigh white]

26 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

We've all had our suspicions ❤️😁

So sorry to leave you out.☺️

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

1 hour ago, leigh white said:

So sorry to leave you out.☺️

Didn't want to be a gooseberry sweetcheeks 😉

[Morizio]

14 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun 

There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. 
 

Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. 

[Morizio]

12 hours ago, marple whites said:

Exactly the same - it’s very strange

1 in 2500😉🤣

Edited October 11, 2020 by Morizio

[radcliffe white]

20 minutes ago, Morizio said:

There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. 
 

Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. 

Cheers mate it’s been bugging me for years this perhaps I need to ease my frustration 

[MickyD]

17 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun 

 

14 hours ago, marple whites said:

Exactly the same - it’s very strange

I’m exactly the...

2 hours ago, Morizio said:

There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. 
 

Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. 

I have no issues at all. 🤣🤣🤣