leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) Struggled this Morning to get my aim right, i thought the older you got it would become less of a problem. Edited October 10, 2020 by leigh white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 10, 2020 Members Share Posted October 10, 2020 Stand back and arc it, or handstand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: Stand back and arc it, or handstand The days when the ex said " don't waste it ". If your brasting for a piss, that comes first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted October 10, 2020 Members Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, leigh white said: The days when the ex said " don't waste it ". If your brasting for a piss, that comes first. 😂😂 why is she your ex again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: 😂😂 why is she your ex again I kept pissing her bed.😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown. Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown. Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. Post of the month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2020 For the record, I had to have a morning glory piss earlier this week and I was all over the shop. Had to throw a toothbrush away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) Mor Edited October 11, 2020 by ErnestTurnip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted October 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2020 Always remember being in year 9 at school and my Biology teacher in sex education telling us it was impossible to pee with an erection. (not sure why it got to that point) I argued against it at the time, but she convinced the class I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 I was a bit worried, not a had a stalker for a while for a nocturnal piss, and then back to back lob ons. must be that Lime Pickle i keep munching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 14 minutes ago, leigh white said: I was a bit worried, not a had a stalker for a while for a nocturnal piss, and then back to back LOBBY ons. must be that Lime Pickle i keep munching. EFA 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 43 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown. Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. Someone's been on the Chardonnay this afternoon.... 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: EFA 🙂 My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, leigh white said: My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️ On the earlier one next week pal, think it's 09-38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 Just now, miamiwhite said: On the earlier one next week pal, think it's 09-38 Mate's i met today in Lancaster are thinking Cumbria is going to be part of lockdown come Monday, will play it by the rules and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted October 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2020 45 minutes ago, leigh white said: My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️ We've all had our suspicions ❤️😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marple whites Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun Exactly the same - it’s very strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2020 Author Share Posted October 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: We've all had our suspicions ❤️😁 So sorry to leave you out.☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted October 10, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, leigh white said: So sorry to leave you out.☺️ Didn't want to be a gooseberry sweetcheeks 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 14 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, marple whites said: Exactly the same - it’s very strange 1 in 2500😉🤣 Edited October 11, 2020 by Morizio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 20 minutes ago, Morizio said: There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. Cheers mate it’s been bugging me for years this perhaps I need to ease my frustration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 11, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2020 17 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun 14 hours ago, marple whites said: Exactly the same - it’s very strange I’m exactly the... 2 hours ago, Morizio said: There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. I have no issues at all. 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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