October 10, 20205 yr Struggled this Morning to get my aim right, i thought the older you got it would become less of a problem. Edited October 10, 20205 yr by leigh white
October 10, 20205 yr I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun
October 10, 20205 yr Author 5 minutes ago, Rudy said: Stand back and arc it, or handstand The days when the ex said " don't waste it ". If your brasting for a piss, that comes first.
October 10, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, leigh white said: The days when the ex said " don't waste it ". If your brasting for a piss, that comes first. 😂😂 why is she your ex again
October 10, 20205 yr Author 4 minutes ago, Rudy said: 😂😂 why is she your ex again I kept pissing her bed.😆
October 10, 20205 yr Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown. Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade.
October 10, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown. Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. Post of the month
October 10, 20205 yr For the record, I had to have a morning glory piss earlier this week and I was all over the shop. Had to throw a toothbrush away.
October 10, 20205 yr Always remember being in year 9 at school and my Biology teacher in sex education telling us it was impossible to pee with an erection. (not sure why it got to that point) I argued against it at the time, but she convinced the class I was wrong.
October 10, 20205 yr Author I was a bit worried, not a had a stalker for a while for a nocturnal piss, and then back to back lob ons. must be that Lime Pickle i keep munching.
October 10, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, leigh white said: I was a bit worried, not a had a stalker for a while for a nocturnal piss, and then back to back LOBBY ons. must be that Lime Pickle i keep munching. EFA 🙂
October 10, 20205 yr 43 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Its why I got my Mrs. After our first shag, I thought I'd show her something. Hotel room, from a meter out from the bog moving in. Not a dropped a tiny droplet by flaccid touchdown. Easy to impress once they been in Scotland for a decade. Someone's been on the Chardonnay this afternoon.... 😁
October 10, 20205 yr Author 3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: EFA 🙂 My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️
October 10, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, leigh white said: My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️ On the earlier one next week pal, think it's 09-38
October 10, 20205 yr Author Just now, miamiwhite said: On the earlier one next week pal, think it's 09-38 Mate's i met today in Lancaster are thinking Cumbria is going to be part of lockdown come Monday, will play it by the rules and see what happens.
October 10, 20205 yr 45 minutes ago, leigh white said: My phallus always goes up a notch when we meet.☺️ We've all had our suspicions ❤️😁
October 10, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun Exactly the same - it’s very strange
October 10, 20205 yr Author 26 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: We've all had our suspicions ❤️😁 So sorry to leave you out.☺️
October 10, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, leigh white said: So sorry to leave you out.☺️ Didn't want to be a gooseberry sweetcheeks 😉
October 11, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily.
October 11, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, marple whites said: Exactly the same - it’s very strange 1 in 2500😉🤣 Edited October 11, 20205 yr by Morizio
October 11, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, Morizio said: There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. Cheers mate it’s been bugging me for years this perhaps I need to ease my frustration
October 11, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, radcliffewhite1 said: I still can’t piss when someone is stood next to me in the bogs, soon as they leave I piss for fun 14 hours ago, marple whites said: Exactly the same - it’s very strange I’m exactly the... 2 hours ago, Morizio said: There’s a study been done into this condition which affects very few men, something around 1 in 2500. Basically the outcome was that they were all secret massive frustrated gayers. The easy way to explain it is the piss valve switched off and the sex valve switched on due to being in the proximity of a cock. When the other male leaves the valves switch allowing urination more easily. I have no issues at all. 🤣🤣🤣
October 11, 20205 yr Had a mate who suffered from it, always referred to as "stage fright" by the rest of us who weren't afflicted.
Struggled this Morning to get my aim right, i thought the older you got it would become less of a problem.
Edited by leigh white