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Tiger woods

Had a nasty looking car crash.

Charlie don’t drive.

Hope he’s ok.

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He's very good at driving 300 yards, but after that he's useless.

8 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Driving well below par, it seems 

Eating at the wheel, dropped his sandwedge?

8 hours ago, boltondiver said:

 

Edited by Breightmet Boy
Double post

11 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Too much Tit leist.

Perhaps he was putt off by a birdie that flew across him, possibly an eagle or an albatross. He could have ended up in the water rather than the rough. Was he a fairway from home?

4 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Perhaps he was putt off by a birdie that flew across him, possibly an eagle or an albatross. He could have ended up in the water rather than the rough. Was he a fairway from home?

Think he was speeding. 
 

was late for his tee

 

I will get my coat 

Wonder if his leg injuries will develop "gangreen". 

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Wonder if his leg injuries will develop "gangreen". 

20 minutes from tee to green

 

Needs to speed up.

 

But, then, maybe not

Is it possible he misheard when being told it was a Ping tournament. 

Apparently he'd been advised to leave the car more and use the train, but he's afraid of bogeys.

That journey should have been a gimme but he found a hazard

12 hours ago, boogs said:

Is it possible he misheard when being told it was a Ping tournament. 

That’s a good one to chip in with

I heard he was distracted from driving because he was eating a bun. Kerching!

3 hours ago, MickyD said:

I heard he was distracted from driving because he was eating a bun. Kerching!

Yeah, his missus chirping.  I hope he putter in her place

1 hour ago, Breightmet Boy said:

Yeah, his missus chirping.  I hope he putter in her place

She was complaining that he never used the iron.

37 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

She was complaining that he never used the iron.

That’s it, he tried to bunker off..

9 minutes ago, Breightmet Boy said:

That’s it, he tried to bunker off..

Club her to death?

Heard she was pissed off because he couldn't get wood 

Sounds like he has a new Iron, right up the inside of his leg.

If he wants a lesson on how to be crap at golf I can offer, I have a nail from the bottom on my right heel to just below the knee and numerous self tappers in my ankle

Police saying he was just tired. He had driven a fair way that day 

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

Police saying he was just tired. He had driven a fair way that day 

He crashed about fore

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