Musical Guilty Pleasures

[frank_spencer]

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

If donk had originated in London it would have won a Brit award by now.

This track originated from a youth group in Farnworth didn't it?

The charity me and the missus helped out at had a music group loads of lads making this kind of stuff. Summert comedy about a white lad from Bury talking about 'spittin bars'

[frank_spencer]

49 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

It just takes me back to school where it was all rockports, gold sovereigns and mc-ing. REALLY not for me. I thought I was better than them 😂😂

As a dedicated mosher in my teenage years i was the same. As i got older loads of my mosher mates loved getting pilled up and going to DnB and Gabba nights, they said it was great night out. Not for me i was more of a gig then rockworld kid

[bolton_blondie]

15 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

As a dedicated mosher in my teenage years i was the same. As i got older loads of my mosher mates loved getting pilled up and going to DnB and Gabba nights, they said it was great night out. Not for me i was more of a gig then rockworld kid

I wasn't a chav, or a mosher. I was a inbetweener happily judging others 😂😂

[kent_white]

21 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

This track originated from a youth group in Farnworth didn't it?

The charity me and the missus helped out at had a music group loads of lads making this kind of stuff. Summert comedy about a white lad from Bury talking about 'spittin bars'

Halliwell Youth Project I think.

Yeah never been my cup of tea - but some of it is certainly no worse than what's being produced down south. It's just sneered at. 

That Blackout Crew one was a half piss take anyway! 

 

[Casino]

Some a listers here, so nowt to feel guilty about

 

[Spider]

Way outside my preferences, but that Donk video is brill.

It’s original and sounds well polished.

Wont get onto any of my playlists but fair fucks to them lads, keep going!

[emus wig]

1 hour ago, Casino said:

Some a listers here, so nowt to feel guilty about

 

Great song shame Clarence no longer with us great sax player . 

[Rudy]

Madonna - Vogue

not even ashamed

BANGER

[bolton_blondie]

Wouldn't say its a guilty pleasure. It's a beautiful song that I don't hear often and it made a tired and hormonal woman very emotional on her drove home from work today. 

 

[Spider]

Tom Odell

 

Imagine, if you can, a more annoying 2013 sound than the trout-tongued singer from Bastille going “Ayd if yew clews yer ayezzz” before EVERY SINGLE YouTube clip of the year so far. Can’t do it? Then imagine this – an act that’s three parts Ben Howard, five parts Adele, four parts Keane, eight parts Florence and 500 parts Marcus Mumford’s arse. The sort of artist that’s a shoo-in for the Brits Critics Award, voted for by made-up ‘critics’ from Whatever Soporific MOR Shite Sold Fuckloads Last Year To People Who Don’t Really Like Music Magazine. Welcome to Tom Odell. Please, you’re welcome to him. 
 

Just as there was a certain brooding promise to his teaser hit ‘Another Love’ before someone waterboarded it with cod-pagan pomp until it was a trembling, desperate mess prepared to do anything its overlords told it to, ‘Long Way Down’ is a decently bland album by a (probably) decently bland sort of bloke that’s been shafted so hard by The Man it’s submitted to gospel choirs (‘Can’t Pretend’), Coldplay chorus ballast (‘I Know’, ‘Till I Lost’) and Mumford money jigs (‘Grow Old With Me’) – all over-emoting songs about nothing. 

During the maudlin quietude of ‘Sense’ or the title track, a tiny inkling of pity emerges in your sickened soul, and you convince yourself the 22-year-old from Chichester is just a poor, misguided wannabe who’s fallen into the hands of the music industry equivalent of Hungarian sex traffickers. Then he comes over all Lionel Richie on ‘Supposed To Be’. I wish I could say there’s a place in Hell reserved for Tom Odell. There’s not. Just loads more Brits. He’ll be all over 2013 like a virulent dose of musical syphilis, pounding and warbling away at every Papal election and Bradley Wiggins finishing line. Be warned, you can’t unhear it. 

 

 

[Spider]

That’s an NME review that I think is overly kind to Tom Odell

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

That’s an NME review that I think is overly kind to Tom Odell

Christ 😳

[Spider]

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Christ 😳

He’s the sort of artist that has thankfully disappeared up his own arse and has never emerged again.

Absolutely fucking dreadful.

[bolton_blondie]

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

He’s the sort of artist that has thankfully disappeared up his own arse and has never emerged again.

Absolutely fucking dreadful.

Take it you don't like him then? 🤣

[Spider]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Take it you don't like him then? 🤣

I’d rather listen to Gary Neville doing an audiobook of the politics thread.

[bolton_blondie]

Just now, Spider said:

I’d rather listen to Gary Neville doing an audiobook of the politics thread.

Leave weasel face out of this. 

[Spider]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Leave weasel face out of this. 

Soft spot for Roland Rat have we?

 

[bolton_blondie]

Just now, Spider said:

Soft spot for Roland Rat have we?

 

Christ no. He's a prick. I used to be a business travel agent and had the joys of speaking to him over the phone. Grade A bell end. 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Christ no. He's a prick. I used to be a business travel agent and had the joys of speaking to him over the phone. Grade A bell end. 

Well that’s a relief. I thought you’d gone weird and had flicked your bean whilst picturing him telling you about property investments 

[bolton_blondie]

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Well that’s a relief. I thought you’d gone weird and had flicked your bean whilst picturing him telling you about property investments 

Nah, I'm alot weirder than that. 

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Nah, I'm alot weirder than that. 

At the risk of changing the thread.

What would you say was your weirdest wanking material?

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

At the risk of changing the thread.

What would you say was your weirdest wanking material?

Haha. Let's just stick to my shit taste in music. 

[Spider]

16 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Haha. Let's just stick to my shit taste in music. 

I’m other words, you’ve rubbed one out to Phil Neville you absolute creature.

[jmjhb]

To be fair when was the last time NME was relevant? 80s?

[bolton_blondie]

12 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m other words, you’ve rubbed one out to Phil Neville you absolute creature.

It's a sin to touch yourself.