How shit were they?

Pub rock.

Out Of plastecine

Fuck off

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Rudy, ffs you worship Nile Rodgers. And bother Prince. OASIS SHIT

I understand what you're getting at. Oasis can easily be viewed as fairly derivative, but there is no denying their influence.

There are dozens of Oasis-lite acts still dragging their guitars and attitudes around with them - Gerry Cinnamon the most recent example.

Noel Gallagher is guilty of basically playing D, C & G (in various add7/add9 formats) for 99% of his songs and repeating Beatles structures.

But it still works. Like you know McDonalds isn't Michelin star but we all go. We ALL go.

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Rudy, ffs you worship Nile Rodgers. And bother Prince. OASIS SHIT

Youri.

“Prepare to witness a place of gore
Of legal disection and blood on the floor
Carved up corpses, in the corner
Sliced up by a psychotic coroner
Slice, dice, chop them haphazardly
Like laboratory mice, splatter brain matter
Pound on the skull until it shatters”

 

Enough said 

Just now, Spider said:

I understand what you're getting at. Oasis can easily be viewed as fairly derivative, but there is no denying their influence.

There are dozens of Oasis-lite acts still dragging their guitars and attitudes around with them - Gerry Cinnamon the most recent example.

Noel Gallagher is guilty of basically playing D, C & G (in various add7/add9 formats) for 99% of his songs and repeating Beatles structures.

But it still works. Like you know McDonalds isn't Michelin star but we all go. We ALL go.

Da cd what a wanker..

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a canonball

I wouldn't go into a lyric battle with Noel as your champ.

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Youri.

“Prepare to witness a place of gore
Of legal disection and blood on the floor
Carved up corpses, in the corner
Sliced up by a psychotic coroner
Slice, dice, chop them haphazardly
Like laboratory mice, splatter brain matter
Pound on the skull until it shatters”

 

Enough said 

Freak out - Chic.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a canonball

I wouldn't go into a lyric battle with Noel as your champ.

What a pile of crap - coke shit

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Da cd what a wanker..

I invented the "H" chord a few years ago.

I'd play it to you but it renders the listener instantly deaf following a brief moment of unrepeatable musical ecstasy.

“The blood on the tracks and it must be mine  

The fool on the hill and I feel fine”

or

I can see a liar,

Sitting by the fire.

This is my all time number one;

Live for your toys
Even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plasticine
Even tried a trampoline
Thank you for your smile
You make it all worthwhile to us

There's blood in streets in the town of CHICAGO

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a canonball

I wouldn't go into a lyric battle with Noel as your champ.

Who said he was?

Im just not having a band being called shit by someone  who defines cannibal cunting corpse as music

Chris Cornell lyrics won't be beaten. Ever.

I was slipping through the cracks of stolen jewel
I was tightrope walking in two ton shoes
And now somebody's talking of third world war
And the police said, "This is normal control"

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Who said he was?

Im just not having a band being called shit by someone  who defines cannibal cunting corpse as music

You'll just have to suck it up then, petal 😘

25 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a canonball

I wouldn't go into a lyric battle with Noel as your champ.

I wouldn't champion Led Zep for the same reason. 

I wondering about this as my wedding song

 

1 minute ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I wouldn't champion Led Zep for the same reason. 

What are you on about?

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming

Every band there ever was has copied someone or worn their influences on their sleeves some how. if you want a bad one listen to the Young Knives think Gang of Four should be getting most of their Spotify royalties . 

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Slowly walking down the hall,

Faster than a canonball

I wouldn't go into a lyric battle with Noel as your champ.

He lives in a house 

A very big house 

In the country 

That’s almost nursery rhyme esque 

Granted it’s not quite Razorlight standard but it’s not far off 

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

He lives in a house 

A very big house 

In the country 

That’s almost nursery rhyme esque 

Granted it’s not quite Razorlight standard but it’s not far off 

Reading Balzac,

Knocking back Prozac

It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully blind,

 

I think you need to look at what the song is about

11 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

He lives in a house 

A very big house 

In the country 

That’s almost nursery rhyme esque 

Try reading the rest of the lyrics.

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

This is my all time number one;

Live for your toys
Even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plasticine
Even tried a trampoline
Thank you for your smile
You make it all worthwhile to us

that was when Noel let Liam have a go 

8 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Try reading the rest of the lyrics.

I have, it’s a crap song 

Just now, DirtySanchez said:

I have, it’s a crap song 

It may well be. What's your favourite song?

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

It may well be. What's your favourite song?

I don’t particular have one 

45 minutes ago, Zico said:

that was when Noel let Liam have a go 

I know. Rule number one, don't let the moron write songs.