Too much is happening here

 

 

The fella threw him out single handedly 

Who fucking thieves from Poundland?

Who defends stock on Poundland wages?

Who films a fracas and posts it for the world to see?

I love pound shops me I do 

Horwich vagabonds usually do...

I avoid them like The Plague, so I don't contract The Plague...

Guaranteed P45s for the have a go heroes, Horatio and Big Keith...

9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Who fucking thieves from Poundland?

Who defends stock on Poundland wages?

Who films a fracas and posts it for the world to see?

Wouldn't mind but fuck all is a pound in them. Lying bastards. 

4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Horwich vagabonds usually do...

I avoid them like The Plague, so I don't contract The Plague...

If you can’t even get a mild semi when buying a multi-bit screwdriver set for a pound, you’re halfway in your grave.

 

Just now, Spider said:

If you can’t even get a mild semi when buying a multi-bit screwdriver set for a pound, you’re halfway in your grave.

 

Last time i went in one they sold sex toys. I'm trusting nowt from these shops up my lady bits. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Wouldn't mind but fuck all is a pound in them. Lying bastards. 

True this

Pound Paradise in Horwich charge about 4 new pence less than Tesco for a box of Persil.

but just as you lose faith, you round the corner and can pick up a Tunisian laundry hamper for £1.99, and you know you’ve had a result.

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Last time i went in one they sold sex toys. I'm trusting nowt from these shops up my lady bits. 

A North African love pipe can probably please you without the need for some double A’s (batteries, not the unlikely looking porn industry holy grail)

Just now, Spider said:

True this

Pound Paradise in Horwich charge about 4 new pence less than Tesco for a box of Persil.

but just as you lose faith, you round the corner and can pick up a Tunisian laundry hamper for £1.99, and you know you’ve had a result.

It's all excitement in Spiders world. May treat myself to some new pegs and a multipack of penguins from pound paradise tomorrow. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

It's all excitement in Spiders world. May treat myself to some new pegs and a multipack of penguins from pound paradise tomorrow. 

They sell Rizla compatibles for £1 per 5,000

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

If you can’t even get a mild semi when buying a multi-bit screwdriver set for a pound, you’re halfway in your grave.

 

Multi bit screwdriver made of wax that disintegrates when you try and use it.... It laughs in your peasant buying mistake. 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

They sell Rizla compatibles for £1 per 5,000

Why have I never been before? 

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

If you can’t even get a mild semi when buying a multi-bit screwdriver set for a pound, you’re halfway in your grave.

 

I bought one about twenty years ago - the heads were stripped before screwing one screw - made of japanese knotweed (the bits).

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Last time i went in one they sold sex toys. I'm trusting nowt from these shops up my lady bits. 

Do you think the Chingalings give a shit about phthalates, a highly carcinogenic compound, leaching out into a westerner's lady garden?

When there's 20p a unit to be made?

Edited August 26, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Last time I went in one, for a tin of pop only...

Aftershave - £1...

About 500ml bottles.

They should've sold it in a double-deal with pre-shitten sticks to beat the girls off.

I bought a “Stanley” knife from pound paradise a bit back.

Every blade snapped like a quaver as soon as I used them.

Took it back for a refund and he refused to believe me, we ended up having an argument at the till.

Over a quid.

Just now, Spider said:

I bought a “Stanley” knife from pound paradise a bit back.

Every blade snapped like a quaver as soon as I used them.

Took it back for a refund and he refused to believe me, we ended up having an argument at the till.

Over a quid.

Did you get your quid back? 

That was funny

11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Did you get your quid back? 

No

I bought another knife and hoped for a better result.

Didnt get one.

 

It's the fucking principle...

Shipping shite here to end up burned or in landfill.

I'd say you should've reloaded a blade and 'striped' them when they argued the toss - but the blade would've probably broke off on contact with their cheek and they'd have laughed in your face - unscathed.

World of Quid.

The one opposite the Town Hall apparently had 'celebrity' voices on the self service tills.

Like Elvis saying 'Thank you very much'

How did the pound shop go bush and Poundland survived

Were they selling shittier stuff ?

These pound shops always make me more depressed than usual by the time I come out. Smell of death and damp. Clientele is like a day out in Rochdale. But worse. 

Like Harrods in little lever