Too much is happening here

 

 

49 minutes ago, Zico said:

Why do you need instructions on where to put the soup and bread?

fuck knows - ours don't have said instructions on, and they aren't that big. Anybody who chooses to buy a cup specifically for soup anyway is just weird. I don't know where ours came from, but it's the sort of shit her Dad buys us for Christmas, so I'm guessing he's the one responsible, the fuckwit

21 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Anyone who hosts or attends a dinner party is by definition a cunt...

Real people invite people over to drink cider and end up drunkenly grappling on the floor with each other after some minor disagreement.

Besides, dinner is a meal ate between 11am to 2pm...

Dinner in the evening is only correct if you wear top hat and tails, and the meal is served by a maid and a butler.

From under silver dome things.

Anyone who thinks as such is also a cunt. A right boring self satified cunt at that.

 

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Anyone who thinks as such is also a cunt. A right boring self satified cunt at that.

 

Indeed. Each to their own and all that, but in my opinion there is fuck all wrong with inviting mates around, having a bit of food and then getting hammered on beer and wine.

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Indeed. Each to their own and all that, but in my opinion there is fuck all wrong with inviting mates around, having a bit of food and then getting hammered on beer and wine.

What about keys in a bowl?

Can a boring self-satisfied cunt dance like this?

(Does 'Brűno' dance)...

Course I've had people 'round for food and booze and been to other's for similar, but I'd never pretentiously refer to these occasions as 'dinner parties' - I'm not fucking Margot Leadbetter...

Besides, I infinitely prefer cider drinking sesh's that descend into mass pissed up brawls over some trivial drunken argument.

 

Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

12 minutes ago, Sweep said:

fuck knows - ours don't have said instructions on, and they aren't that big. Anybody who chooses to buy a cup specifically for soup anyway is just weird. I don't know where ours came from, but it's the sort of shit her Dad buys us for Christmas, so I'm guessing he's the one responsible, the fuckwit

He sounds like a live, laugh, love kind of a guy

35 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

From under silver dome things.

Or a cloche, maybe.

1 minute ago, MickyD said:

Or a cloche, maybe.

That's a bit scummy, worms and slugs and allsorts has probably slithered over it.

 

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

What about keys in a bowl?

obviously, we only do that after a game of "spin the fist" though....which as you'll be aware is a similar concept to spin the bottle, but with the F3000, and who ever loses (or wins, depending which way you look at it) has to have it inserted, dry, on full power for as long as it takes their partner to down a shot of Rohypnol. It's a cracking ice breaker.

Nailed on, bet my house NiC has at least one Nigel Slater cookbook.

In fact he probably bases his entire life on emulating Mr. Slater.

Conveniently forgetting the fact he's, like most other posters (myself included), from a Northern slum...

Edited August 27, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

@Youri McAnespie you strike me as more of a Floyd man

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

In fact he probably bases his entire life on emulating Mr. Slater.

Conveniently forgetting the fact he's, like most other posters (myself included), from a Northern slum...

We've got a bookcase full of cookbooks - including Nigel Slaters. Hundrends of them. Hundreds I tell you.

Not only that, I've worked with him on his biographical show, Toast.

He was a right moaning arse, painfully socially indept fella. But he's got some decent recipies.

Owning a cookbook doesn't not make one a prick. Knowing ones place and pretending to hold a moral high ground might do though.

19 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie you strike me as more of a Floyd man

Nah, rubbish hippie music, overrated.

Give me Black Sabbath over them, from that era, any day of the week...

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Nah, rubbish hippie music, overrated.

Give me Black Sabbath over them, from that era, any day of the week...

Cool. What about the wine swigging roadside chef Floyd?

I hate to break this to you, but he's dead, and has been dead for quite some time...

He was alreet actually.

And I don't need recipe books, hundreds of them, my recipes are in my noggin.

And my aversion to having cunts around to get fed probably stems from cooking for cunts all day long as a way to earn a crust (in a former life)...

There was a TV adaptation of that 'Toast' - it was rubbish...

Besides, they only like dining in and picnics etc. so much in that London because after paying their weekly rent share of £2489 for their boxroom in a shared house they're too skint to eat out - other than some slop from 'Pret' which they eat on some rat infested postage stamp parkland.

Toast the show was shit as well. But it paid.

I don't think your aversion to guests eating at your house stems from you working at McDonald's to be fair.

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Toast the show was shit as well. But it paid.

I don't think your aversion to guests eating at your house stems from you working at McDonald's to be fair.

I had this conversation with A.A. Gill aka Spider t'other week and I care not for a repeat...

If I'd stayed in the game I'd probably have two Michelin Stars by now...

I wouldn't be allowed to go on the regular Masterchef...

And it's not somewhere I'd frequent but they graft their bollocks off working in McDonald's...

5 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Owning a cookbook doesn't not make one a prick. Knowing ones place and pretending to hold a moral high ground might do though.

Arrrgh! Fucking double-negatives. So, does owning a cookbook make you a prick or not?

23 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I had this conversation with A.A. Gill aka Spider t'other week and I care not for a repeat...

If I'd stayed in the game I'd probably have two Michelin Stars by now...

I wouldn't be allowed to go on the regular Masterchef...

Of course you would mein burger flipper.

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Of course you would mein burger flipper.

Listen you anti-teutonic-ite.

I never 'flipped burger'.

I was mainly a fries fryer at KFC.

Edited August 28, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

They sell 3 x Turkish delights for a pound, yes you read that right. 3 Turkish delight for a pound! 
 

Never should such an establishment be mocked! 

8 minutes ago, royal white said:

They sell 3 x Turkish delights for a pound, yes you read that right. 3 Turkish delight for a pound! 
 

Never should such an establishment be mocked! 

You'd have to pay me a quid to eat that shite