Ok. So I've got a job in Crawley need to be there 2.30 on a Sunday. Can set off 4pm Saturday and have a bit of a piss up in London if I can find somewhere equidistant. Any advice those itk? Or is a night out in Crawley ok? 🍻 

I can't possibly think of anyone who will be able to help you out here!

Stay at crawleys gaff.

Sundays is polo and scrimshaw club 

Keep yer tits covered up

Im trying to work out the job

You must have a third string to your bow...surely?

You’ll need a cravat, the pointiest shoes money can buy, a bow-legged walk, some poppers, a copy of Melody Maker and a rape alarm.

Have a great night.

Where a wig and some lippy. Get away with murder 

30 minutes ago, Casino said:

Im trying to work out the job

You must have a third string to your bow...surely?

I'm musician dont you know? 🙄

30 minutes ago, Spider said:

You’ll need a cravat, the pointiest shoes money can buy, a bow-legged walk, some poppers, a copy of Melody Maker and a rape alarm.

Have a great night.

A bird is involved so pulling not required. I've seen you in JR'S strutting your stuff...

16 minutes ago, blackleywhite said:

A bird is involved so pulling not required. I've seen you in JR'S strutting your stuff...

There’s no room to strut anything in there 🤣

What's happened to the chippy?

Don't get a chippy I often but yours is my go to Horwich one. 

Notice its been shut for a few weeks. 

Binned it mate. Long story but for the best for me. Appreciate your support 👍

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

There’s no room to strut anything in there 🤣

Good ale though 👍

3 minutes ago, blackleywhite said:

Binned it mate. Long story but for the best for me. Appreciate your support 👍

Sorry to hear that, it was a decent chippy.

19 minutes ago, Spider said:

There’s no room to strut anything in there 🤣

Remember the JR's down the side of ye'old pie shop at the back of Sam's?

Had great bands on and I fingered many a lass (ok, maybe 2 or 3) Happy teenage years there.

10 minutes ago, blackleywhite said:

Binned it mate. Long story but for the best for me. Appreciate your support 👍

 

6 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Sorry to hear that, it was a decent chippy.

Sorry to hear it too. 

All the best in what mad cap scheme you are doing down Crawley way now!

Just a gig I'm trying to make into a pissup! Ill stay in Crawley fuck it 🤣

1 hour ago, blackleywhite said:

I'm musician dont you know? 🙄

Course i do

Didnt think there was much call for it down there, thats all

ive worked there stayed in a hotel just over the Level Crossing top of the main St 

some good pubs down the main St 

good night out when i was there 

Should have a bat signal (or a projected winklepicker at the least) for this.

Equidistant is somewhere like Redhill or Croydon. I wouldn't bother with that. Crawley is fucking crap but there are pubs close by on the small older high street if you are just up for a few beers. Not worth staying in London and going down.

Or....drive a bit further on and go to Lewes or even Brighton. 

17 hours ago, Casino said:

Course i do

Didnt think there was much call for it down there, thats all

The hawth has had Sunday afternoon concerts for donkeys years must have done it 10 times myself.

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Or....drive a bit further on and go to Lewes or even Brighton. 

1 hour ago, blackleywhite said:

The hawth has had Sunday afternoon concerts for donkeys years must have done it 10 times myself.

Used to have a decent folk festival as well.

3 hours ago, Rudy said:

I can almost hear his voice everytime I see this picture! 😁

14 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I can almost hear his voice everytime I see this picture! 😁

The gifs failed to deliver so that’ll do