Going for a traditional 442

 

 

                         Tosh

Squire    Gilmour    McCartney   Berry

 

Marr      Harrison       Rodgers       Page

               

                  Prince      Hendrix

 

Subs

Ionni

Green 

Pizzorno

Cobain

Lennon

Marley

Richards

Golding

Greenwood

Notable Admissions 

Townshend - Nonce

 

 

Edited December 16, 20214 yr by Rudy

The Soggy Biscuits

Infected With AIDS.

My word is final.

Most of our songs will consist of boasting about passing on HIV to others.

Would you at least consider calling the album The Bedsit Chronicles : Wanking And Sneering Volume 1 ?

4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Infected With AIDS.

My word is final.

Most of our songs will consist of boasting about passing on HIV to others.

Is AIDS an acronym?

Abstract Indie Dance Shit

@Traf

 

On 19/12/2021 at 17:50, ErnestTurnip said:

Would you at least consider calling the album The Bedsit Chronicles : Wanking And Sneering Volume 1 ?

The first 'Infected with AIDs' album title would be 'We live in Mansions but are going to go left and rape Oasis and give Them HIV so they can't ever reform'.

That will also be the first single.

Others include;

'I dress as a Pirate to have a wank but can't follow through on my urges because of a hook on one hand and a cutlass in the other'.

'Eammon Holmes - The Beast Must die'

'Mr. Brownstone' (cover).

'We jab smack'.

'We tan stone'.

'We're drug addicts'

'We have gay sex with each other merely to combine our strains of HIV and increase our lethality'.

'Kill everyone in the world apart from us and our coterie of groupies'.

It will outsell Bruno Mars' latest pile of Shite.

Edited December 31, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

I’ll do the B sides:

”Espadrille Panic”

”Jesus Ate My Footlong”

”Melancholy Bisto Boots”

”Putty In My Disco Slippers”

”Sperm Bonus”

”Wiltshire Ambulance Service”

”Toblerone Taxi”

”Don’t Look Back In Bangor”

'Newsagent please reserve my copies of Razzle and Asian Babes'?

The bands entire agenda would be based around mutual masturbating and infection of anyone with our STDs - chiefly AIDS. Either with penetrative sex or contaminated smack syringes.

We could be the Lennon and McCartney of GL if you came home from Trumpton.

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

'Newsagent please reserve my copies of Razzle and Asian Babes'?

 

A pal of mine used to do a lot of their photography. 

31 minutes ago, Dimron said:

A pal of mine used to do a lot of their photography. 

There was a girl in every single issue of Asian Babes.

Did he have a crack, if not, why not?

She's probably late forties now - if anyone recalls her name get some links up.

She was like an Iranian Linzi Dawn McKenzie.

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

We could be the Lennon and McCartney of GL if you came home from Trumpton.

Ahem

26 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

There was a girl in every single issue of Asian Babes.

Did he have a crack, if not, why not?

She's probably late forties now - if anyone recalls her name get some links up.

She was like an Iranian Linzi Dawn McKenzie.

I'll ask Nigel

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Ahem

You could be George or Ringo.

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You could be George or Ringo.

George please. First wife George 

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

@Traf

 

Not actually that difficult to play.

But how he pulled it out of the ether at the age of 19, fuck only knows. That's the genius.

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

We could be the Lennon and McCartney of GL if you came home from Trumpton.

Just see me as Lennon during the acid phase

Ron Trent made 'Altered States' at 14.

Fourteen.

 

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Not actually that difficult to play.

But how he pulled it out of the ether at the age of 19, fuck only knows. That's the genius.

I forgot the hidden track

”I’m Evo-Stuck on you (Sniffin’ glue), Mandy”

26 minutes ago, Rudy said:

It's not. I can play it and I'm nowt special.

But could I write it? Could I fuck as like

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

It's not. I can play it and I'm nowt special.

But could I write it? Could I fuck as like

Aye

I can copy loads of stuff but writing is a different kettle of toast.