Going for a traditional 442

 

 

                         Tosh

Squire    Gilmour    McCartney   Berry

 

Marr      Harrison       Rodgers       Page

               

                  Prince      Hendrix

 

Subs

Ionni

Green 

Pizzorno

Cobain

Lennon

Marley

Richards

Golding

Greenwood

Notable Admissions 

Townshend - Nonce

 

 

Edited December 16, 20214 yr by Rudy

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

And Tenori-On.

Piece of piss that...

I've actually just bought a full size Casio keyboard as a 'family gift'. The lad, me and the Mrs fancy learning it. 

The toddler one has been charity shopped. 

Hope it has a synth setting! 

2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

I've actually just bought a full size Casio keyboard as a 'family gift'. The lad, me and the Mrs fancy learning it. 

The toddler one has been charity shopped. 

Hope it has a synth setting! 

You may stay if you learn the entire Gary Numan LP 'The Pleasure Principle'.

11 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Fuck the Wanderersways five a side Clackervalves.

Let's form a band.

On the drums - Rudy.

Lead Guitar and second vocal - NiC.

Akai synth - StevieB .

Rhythm Guitar - Spider.

I'll play bass.

And Blondie could be lead vocalist - like a better Wolf Alice we'd be.

Maybe get SJM on the decks for our dancier tunes?

Traf or MickyD as our Bez/Cressa?

Gonzo and Royal White as joint managers/intimidation....

@kent_white is a better guitarist than me, well he could keep a guitar in tune for longer than 20 seconds at least.

He can also sing, and I can't, so I relinquish my spot to him. 

I'll manage you fuckers. Just need a cricket bat.

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

@kent_white is a better guitarist than me, well he could keep a guitar in tune for longer than 20 seconds at least.

He can also sing, and I can't, so I relinquish my spot to him. 

I'll manage you fuckers. Just need a cricket bat.

VIVA EL PRESIDENTE

 

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

@kent_white is a better guitarist than me, well he could keep a guitar in tune for longer than 20 seconds at least.

He can also sing, and I can't, so I relinquish my spot to him. 

I'll manage you fuckers. Just need a cricket bat.

Is he like sexy as well though? Gotta be sexy.

Make sure our amps go up to 11, and 7 suites please 

The AIDS Brigade is now a two man affair - me as multi instruments and Stevieb as my stooge and synth player.

Peter Grant or whatever will manage us.

We'll be on Top of the Pops by Christmas with our cover of a Wham! classic - 'Angel of Death'.

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Is he like sexy as well though? Gotta be sexy.

Make sure our amps go up to 11, and 7 suites please 

He looks like Phil Collins, Buster years.

On it already, Rudy.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

He looks like Phil Collins, Buster years.

On it already, Rudy.

Bit harsh on Phil Collins that

"I can feel it cumming in your hair toneet my Laura Bush, my god"

The dirty bald basket.

He divorced his wife via an Amstrad Email thing and shacked up with their 15 year old trafficked slave.

I think.

32 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

He looks like Phil Collins, Buster years.

On it already, Rudy.

Good god. That is not even close to sexy. Can he not adopt a slipknot style mask with a mathersons sausage down the leather pants?

Rory Gallagher 

Strong Back Four

Lemmy - Angus - Eddie Clark - Iommi

Midfield-  Steve Hackett- Steve Hillage - Fripp - Gilmour .

Attack - Butler & Moore

 

Review. 

Gallagher- unbeatable 

Back Four - absolutely solid , no fucking about . Keep it simple and hard.

Midfield-classy plenty of riffs and exquisite slide playing . Unexpected soaring tunes.

Attack . Solid dependable , mavericks. 

 

 

I rest my case. Back to you Rudy.

7 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Good god. That is not even close to sexy. Can he not adopt a slipknot style mask with a mathersons sausage down the leather pants?

I dunno, he has a way with ladies does our Kent. Call it animal magnetism.

17 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I dunno, he has a way with ladies does our Kent. Call it animal magnetism.

Or Rohypnol.

Rod Stewart is shameless - favvers Gollum and is with some Amazonian Milf.

Fit women - I think captainmed once wrote 'nothing ventured' (although he may have meant Thai 'girls').

They're usually mental though.

Has anyone mentioned Eric Clapton or David Gilmour?

46 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Has anyone mentioned Eric Clapton or David Gilmour?

Have you got your hard hat on? I started world war 87 last night…

5 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Johnny Cash 

Nope. Great singer, not a guitarist. Look up his band. Great musicians.

6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Nope. Great singer, not a guitarist. Look up his band. Great musicians.

Didn’t he only play acoustic as well?

Its all subjective innit. Hendrix was a master, a one off unbelievable talent like no other, however Id rather listen to my dad wanking.

 

7 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Its all subjective innit. Hendrix was a master, a one off unbelievable talent like no other, however Id rather listen to my dad wanking.

 

🤣

Not a track topping many Spotify 2021 playlists

19 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Its all subjective innit. Hendrix was a master, a one off unbelievable talent like no other, however Id rather listen to my dad wanking.

 

🤣🤣🤣

Sister saw Hendrix at Bolton Odeon supporting Englebert Humperdink... she reckoned he was "dead good"

Tim Lovejoy is a complete and utter bastard.

Erm, wrong thread.

Bit surprised Vile Druggie Thugs got overlooked as the band name, missed a trick there.

18 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Bit surprised Vile Druggie Thugs got overlooked as the band name, missed a trick there.

@Youri McAnespie I think the name should be Bastards not The Bastards but just Bastards

35 minutes ago, Rudy said:

@Youri McAnespie I think the name should be Bastards not The Bastards but just Bastards

I think there's already an obscure German thrash band named that.

Vile Druggy Thugs sounds a bit RnB.

 

Edited December 19, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie