Widnes Two Hats

Was just listening to talksport, Alan Brazil to Sam 'Who's the best penalty taker you worked with' Sam 'As a manager it was Mark Noble, always cool as a cucumber and never practiced penalties, as a player it was Frank Worthington, he used to go up to the keeper and say 'Which side do you want me to put it in' the keeper would tell him and he'd put it in that side, the keepers still couldn't save them even though they knew which side it was going in' Quality

Have I accidently walked into the Blue Oyster Bar

Say what you like about Iles but his live indepth reporting from the court is surpassed by none 1:02pm The verdict will be delivered at 3pm. 11:03am Case about to begin...

Got a free ticket to watch The Who due to a last minute drop out, I was only going to watch Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros who were the support then I was going to shoot off anyhow, thought I'd stay and watch the Who's first couple of songs, best band I ever saw live, needless to say I stayed til the end, even through the encores

Is Alan Fudson somebody off here? if not he seems to be following this thread Alan Fudson @reluctantThicko How am I suppose to bullshit people if they keep coming out telling the truth!!

I use them daily, only problem I have is it being hacked, usually on a Saturday afternoon when there's load of money going on the big televised races, put it down as a Betfair balls up, bookmakers don't seem to have the best IT teams, assume they pay the traders loads and IT shit all

This made me smile, sums up Nixon and Iles Alan Fudson @reluctantThicko You can hear me here getting my exclusives with future Bolton chairwoman. I don’t have sources. I get it straight from their mouths. I asked Sharron if it had been done. She didn’t say yes. It’s not been done yet

This is my favourite photo from Saturday, Antifa clown masked up but doesn't seem to have considered that the police may be able to identify him by his pink hair

And whilst we're doing stab in the darks, anybody been to Plzen, just trying to sort our Jollyboys out for October for the England match

Long time since I camped but Shell Island in North Wales was great last time I was there, great beach, camp fires and a bar/cafe/restaurant on site but as I say over 10 years ago

Anybody with #FBPE after their name automatically wins it

Dan and Kate came on holiday with us a couple of years ago so we took them over to Skorpios in a boat and said 'That's where Royal White used to work' 😄😄

Been on Skorpios a few times before he leased the Island, I'm assuming the one parked in Nidri last year was his old one

Bizarrely enough there was one in Holland too of all places

His Yacht was parked at the end of Nidri marina last time I was there with a big for sale sign on it, nice thing too. Not too sure anybody walking in that direction would be carring several hundred millions on them in suit cases.

Well I never, I've gone through the last 30 years thinking it was someone else, I bought it on 12", thought it was great and never knew who it was, I've learnt something today

Was that the Specials? I'm sure it wasn't when I bought or did the Specials do a cover?

Oxford, the fucking simpletons

You've got no history, who's got the best serial killer

SexPark was ace 'excuse me lads, no guns allowed' Jaguar bar, can I stick 20 Kourunas down your nickers, of course, Right lads give me you 20 Kournas notes please

Day 2 of Zurich, met the nice lads from Preston, think Royal White was with us, wasn't very nice. Bloke walking round in a nappy, Mr H Im getting a photo of him and I'm phoning Ani

Ani your attempt to pay the manager of the Moathouse with you season ticket was ace

In Zurich, we'd been tear gassed and chased by turks with knives within an hour of arriving, phone call from Axe 'Widnes, it's going off with the mexicans' What mexicans? the ones in the hotel 'Thats the hotel band you cracked fucker' then getting a phone call off Carlos 'We've been thrown out of the hotel, Danny dickhead smashed the place up' Im going back to sleep, get a taxi we'er room 608 on the executive floor

Miami ordering a taxi from the Marriott and charging it to Ani's room

Yeah Jasper Conrad, think he claimed it was a designer suit, think I was wearingArmani at the time, cheering for some African team who werre playing Ireland Hamer 'Whos that fucking idiot with you' which one 'The one pissing in the back yard, he's banned'