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Ah, but did you go down the slope or the steps?

http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' ' This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'

He holds Turkish citizenship. Muhammed Yavuz is his 'Turkish name'. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=160027239

Wahey!

You reckon? Oh, you mean this one: In which case, abso-feckin-lutely.

Oh fookin' hell here we go again...

So do I but I didn't think they were so good on Later.

I thowt he were great.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Sound of White Noise. Bit o' class. Must say I laughed my, er, socks off when I saw Anthrax in that film Calendar Girls!

Bad lads Dad's Army Fathers of scrotes are given a taste of National Service to teach the bastards a lesson for allowing their kids to run wild. Based in Warmington on Sea.

The Old Grey Whistle Test Match This week Barclay James Harvest play Free. Commentary by Whispering Bob Harris (turn the sound up).

Apparently they are talking about Ince going to Newscastle. Well, he has managed 3 Premiership games now... Also Roverrs have signed 'Sniffer' Fowler on a pay as you play. Can I be the only one who hopes the first actually happens and he turns out to be as sh1t as I believe he is, thus achieving the impossible and making the Barcodes even more of a joke?

Last of the Sumo Wino Follow the amusing adventures of an alcoholic Japanese wrestler trying to start a new life as a cobbler __________________

Big Brothers A group of rather tall monks of different orders share a cell for ten weeks whilst attempting to convert each other to their own variation of the Benedictine Rule.

Match of the Day/of the Triffids/of the Jackal/the earth caught fire. Content varies every week.

Fash in the Attic. Old people desperate for cash to spend on heating look for family heirlooms and find John Fashanu living in their attic. Awooga. Dancing With Stars In Their Eyes Where the couples go binge drinking in various city centres on Friday/Saturday nights, get into a fight, and then get voted in/out by the baying crowds in Ben Sherman shirts/lates from New Look. Ramsays Kitchen Nightmare on Elm Street Find a restaurant on Elm Street (gotta be one somewhere). Gordon has to cook wearing a blindfold while anybody with a spare fiver can wear Freddie Kruger style slashing gloves and set about the stupid cvnt for ten minutes. Wife Swap Shop Hosted by Noel Edmonds. Reality TV meets suburban swinging. Viewers get to auction their own wives and bid on others. Then we all watch the hilarity that ensues. One Man and his Ross Kemp's Ultimate Gangs Blue Peter Kay Ultimate Shed Makeover Challenge on Ice with Sarah Green Camberwick Green Room Friday Night with Jonathan King

Lucky it's Summer and not pissing down every day then...

...and it's 'fiscally', not 'physcially', ain't it?

http://www.davemanners.com/ You couldn't make it up.

We're 5th. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal...les/default.stm Roverrrs got battered. Er, that's it.

http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/january/beer_goggle.swf

Is it me or is this just bollocks? From BBC site Correction - 25 Shot by Mustapha Riga (Bolton) left-footed from left side of six-yard box (6 yards), missed left. Goal kick taken short by Ricardo Gardner (Bolton).

Yeah, but to be fair