Fash in the Attic.

 

Old people desperate for cash to spend on heating look for family heirlooms and find John Fashanu living in their attic.

 

Awooga.

 

Dancing With Stars In Their Eyes

 

Where the couples go binge drinking in various city centres on Friday/Saturday nights, get into a fight, and then get voted in/out by the baying crowds in Ben Sherman shirts/lates from New Look.

 

Ramsays Kitchen Nightmare on Elm Street

 

Find a restaurant on Elm Street (gotta be one somewhere). Gordon has to cook wearing a blindfold while anybody with a spare fiver can wear Freddie Kruger style slashing gloves and set about the stupid cvnt for ten minutes.

 

Wife Swap Shop

 

Hosted by Noel Edmonds. Reality TV meets suburban swinging. Viewers get to auction their own wives and bid on others. Then we all watch the hilarity that ensues.

 

One Man and his Ross Kemp's Ultimate Gangs

 

Blue Peter Kay

 

Ultimate Shed Makeover Challenge on Ice with Sarah Green

 

 

Camberwick Green Room

 

 

Friday Night with Jonathan King

Beale or no Beale: Eastenders Ian Beale's wife has a baby and you have to guess if Ian's really the father.

Edited September 9, 200817 yr by Traf

Match of the Day/of the Triffids/of the Jackal/the earth caught fire. Content varies every week.

Dr Who Do You Think You Are

 

No pissing about with family trees and archives, just go back in time and find out

Montry Python's Flying Doctors

Love Thy Neighbours

 

Casual racism comes to Erinsboro

Master Mind Your Language

 

A series of foreign students attempt to answer questions in their specialist subjects in comical English. Hilarity ensues.

News at Tenko

Trevor McDonald gives the daily bulletin from inside a Japanese POW camp

Big Brothers

 

A group of rather tall monks of different orders share a cell for ten weeks whilst attempting to convert each other to their own variation of the Benedictine Rule.

QI Claudius

Last of the Sumo Wino

 

Follow the amusing adventures of an alcoholic Japanese wrestler trying to start a new life as a cobbler

__________________

Meal Or No Meal - Anorexics share their favourite recipes

Lost

 

Watch care workers leave their patients with Alzheimers in remote locations, with hilarious consequences!

Steal or no Steal.

Chop the hands off any local robbers and see how much they can nick then!

Homo Away

 

Sir Elton John's top holiday tips

 

 

You've Been Maimed

 

Docu soap set on a busy intensive care ward

Shocker AM

 

CCTV footage from Britains towns and cities showing women doing their early morning 'walk of shame'.

Spew Peter

 

"Here's one I puked up earlier"

CSI:Alamabah

clever forensic experts find evidence to pin it on the black guy

The Weakest Chink

John Craven's Newsagents

Nip F?ck - British sex tourists go in search of Thai plastic surgeons to roger

One Foot In The Gravy - A tour of Britain's finest chippies

 

Ho ho, we're on a roll now

Sale of the Centurion:

 

Contestants play to win the services of a roman army officer!

Pimp My Bride: where newly-wed grooms invite the wedding guests to shag his wife for money.

Take Heartbeat, Morph moves to Aidensfield and gets up to no good with Greengrass.

 

CSI: Miami Vice, the forensics pussy around in convertibles and 80's gear.

 

One Tree Hill Street Blues, a load of annoying American kids work as taxi drivers.

 

Not strictly a TV show but... Murder She Wrote For Luck - Angela Landsbury gets off her tits in Madchester

Halliwell Ink.

A reality show that follows the events that take place at a tattoo shop in Halliwell Road.

It'll be a winner!