fishbulb

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/m...day/7731329.stm Fair assessment, I think.

Don't put yerself down, pal. There's lots think like that.

C'est vrai. Djorkeaff's goal can only be described as fookin' sublime. I still miss him.

Watch this without smiling: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A5gZ3-I5d2s&...feature=related What a game that was!

and also, to be honest, I don't think he does always predict us to lose either.

Sounds like Hull or, as they appropriately pronouce it, 'Hurl'. Tend to say 'I durnt nerr.' when actually they just don't know.

Er, pardon?

Worth a punt?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=28ow4TLMTqM

Ah thowt it were Peter 'the cat' Zanetti.

Seconded.

Fookin immense.

What are you? Crazy? http://www.mannvit.is/Englishversion/

Top man. Shame we couldn't have/didn't keep him as a 'come off the bench at the last minute to bang in a vital winner' sort of player...

Do you not get anagrams in Oz (or Zo)?

At the minute I'd say he has a Lambrini quote on the wall...

An optimistic 1 - nowt to us. Elmander.

Paddy and Mick are in the morgue to identify Shamus's badly burnt body. Paddy goes first, turns the body over, looks at the bum & says "That's not Shamus'. Mick goes next, turns the body over, looks at the bum & says "You're right Paddy that's not Shamus'. The Doctor says "How can you tell it's not him?" Mick says "Coz when the three of us used to go round together the folk would say - Here comes Shamus with the two ar$eholes!

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (from Monty Python) words and music by Eric Idle Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life...

1. Spurs prove the law of averages by actually winning a game. Bolton fans response - Bottom team can even beat us. We're sh1t. Let's disband the club, disembowel the manager, behead the players, board and ticket office before burning them all on a pile of season tickets. 2. Spurs draw. Bolton fans response - Can't even beat bottom club. 'Kin useless. 'Mugson out'. Sales of grey marl joggers go through the roof. 3. Bolton win. Bolton fans response - Well, if we can't beat that shower of sh1t there's summat wrong. We should have had (insert at least three more than we actually score). Megson's on thin ice, and has two games to improve.

Or just a big one that says 'fcuk off'...

Lets hope we make some fecking noise from KO to final whistle, drown 'em out and put the fear of God up their players.

"Yer Mum's yer dad Yer dad's yer mum" Aaaargh! It was funny the first time but FFS. Despite knowing the fate of virtually every other song suggestion on here how about: Gypsies, tramps and thieves, You come from a caravan park at Ewood, Gypsies, tramps and thieves, every night your Dad will come around... and lay your sister down.

Sorry, I will keep me gob shut in future.

Hmm, seeing as I just used JSL in the Ingerland thread I feel a bit abashed. Still, that little Kazahk geezer that scored - worth a punt?