HazzyinBolton

Classic

At one point on Friday Wiggins was averaging 31mph. Who the hell rides a bike at 31 mph consistently for any length of time? That was including bloody roundabouts. Try it, it's virtually impossible! I don't care if he has drugs for dinner & a blood transfusion for his tea, it's still bloody impressive!

Best place to go. A club I'm treasurer for has just ordered a good amount of kit from there. The surridge gear is scent quality & value but they do everything there.

Well done kevt. Houston Dynamo's Dominic Kinnear it is. Even have a pic of me with him as evidence somewhere! http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/2011/07/12/houstons-kinnear-boltons-coyle-set-meet-again

Yes its the yank. Got a name for him, or do you want it?

Correct - made his debut at Ross county with the other current manager.

Whoever thinks we'll go unbeaten is living in fantasy land. Challenging for the play offs at best I reckon.

Quiz question - serious brownie points to anybody who gets this. Which 2 current managers made their playing debuts for us in that Scottish tour of '95 - one of which was his only appearance - & which game did it happen at?

Add to that 'The Satancic Verses'. Thought I'd give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I defy anyone on here to read it, finish it & then tell me you understood everything you read. Whoever read that then issued a fatwah has not got enough else to worry about.

Andrews is a good championship signing. Box to box & as someone else said earlier he bagged a load when he was on loan at Ipswich. He'll give us energy & goals. If we get promoted, job number one is to fuck him off - nowhere near good enough for the Prem.

Hmmm not really. According to most sources Diame's getting ?7m over 3yrs which is just under ?45k pw. You must be forgetting the ?15m David 'I never have any money to spend' Moyes gave for him.

Hoddle/Waddle style perm at the back. Used to wander round with an afro comb. Also used to wear dungarees. Thinking back I'm not sure why either of these things occurred.

I was at Darlington & Scarborough. Remember that they'd played Wolves just before, & as we got there the sign telling us we were entering Scarborough was spray painted out with the words 'wolves on tour' sprayed next to it. Always makes me think of this......

Has got the name of every season ticket holder printed on it. Not sure how many you could fit on there, but I've seen worse ideas to sell more kits. http://cdn.caughtoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Parma-Home-Kit.png

Kenny Everett, Max Bygraves & Ethiopians jokes - bloody hell, there's old jokes & your jokes! Plus, you missed this Tommy Cooper gem from the 70s: A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

I got locked up in a 'hotel' in Belgrade once

5 of us renewed today

Ha. Was in there on Friday! It's nowt special, just a late drink option if you're out locally.

Ours was today but it's been postponed until tomorrow. Having it on the neighbour's field/footie pitch they've got at the back. Food, drink & an inflatable assault course amongst other things.

This so called DJing the youth speak of is a piece of piss anyway. Start with the classics.....the birdie song etc to get them up dancing, chuck in a few abba/queen medleys & if there's a better way to end the night than "lady in red" I haven't heard it. Fatboy slim my arse.

That still makes me laugh

Chesterfield away I think. Vague memories of bricks lying on the terraces & that Felgate howler!

Always liked this from the same guy:

No comment from Chungy here, but this doesn't look good. http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2012/05/26/3128490/trabzonspors-gunes-hints-at-move-for-bolton-midfielder-lee-chung-?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

I can vouch for Manchester city centre. Without wishing to sound sexist it was Ram jam full of it.