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To the answer to Zozzys question, no its not Jerry Lee Lewis, but at the time, i think " Solid has a rock" was doing the rounds.

Dont worry Wids, i got my meat and two veg covered in chocolate sauce afterwards, and licked off by two of Blackburns frendliest showgirls.

One for Colin.......

Downstairs in the Swan on punk nights 77, and Pips.

A stripper once set fire to my balls when i was handcuffed to a chair. The filthy bitch.

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Just got back from Spain, sent two big bags through the airport in Girona, and had just one hand luggage between us, and got stopped in customs, because our Maud had put a bottle of vodka in it, we could have got it confiscated, or 28 euro excess to send it through checkin. We decided on the latter. Still better safe than sorry.

Only being a football fan for the best part of my life, but for the love of me, i have never seen a more complicated mix up with the Leeds/ West ham goings on. Can anyone care to explain to me? Because the looks on the SSN reporters faces was a picture, looked more confused than me.

Aye, it was kicking off all over Lloret.

Owls Away, boxing day 74, me Gubbins, Packi and Purse went into the home end by mistake, and asked a local what score it was. 1-0 to you, you lancashire scum. Got in the ground three minutes late, and missed a goal.

Being a lay man, from " The peoples republic of South Lancashire", i think the mission was somewhat aborted.

With those burns being shown now on the failed suicide bomber on sky news, he wont make it through the night. You can here the groans all over HMP Barlinnie.

Glad they caught the scumbags, and one is critical with 90% burns, pity he wont wake up and find himself in Mecca, with 21 virgins awaiting him, after failing in his mission.

Aye, its a rough old bitch the Irish sea, me Gubbins and Warren went over to the I O M in February, a couple of years ago, and walking to the bar on the ship was a nightmare, when i reached the bar, all the plates and glasses came off the shelves in the bad conditions.

Thanks for the explanation, Micky D. Sorry.

Dont Quote me F/W, but was it called " The Vines"?

Can recall a lad called Salford P, doing himself justice that day on the PV paddock, must admit, those Vale fans were a game set of lads in the eighties.

Col, Zozzy never leaves food. FACT.

Just fly tip it on Ewood Park. Save a load of money, for your next Europeon hot-dog.

The season before against Chelsea was quite tasty. Before the game a few came in the Wagon, all kids pissed up, giving it the big time. Then one after another, the main heads come in, dressed like Starsky n Hutch, Bolton took a kicking that day, but the following week, a big mob from Forest came down to Burnden, and all the crap we had the week before was took out on them.

Somebody came round to fix the alarm bell.

Anywhere in East Lancs, witches are still being persecuted.

Blackpool, early 68, on a unsegregated Kop, and knicking scarfs off opposing fans was the order of the day at the time.

Bolton V CITEH, Nov 65, won 1-0, age 11, i know its a bit old to go to your first ever footy game, but used to watch Swinton Rugby League. Still i took my son to see his first ever Wanderers game at Gay Meadow, at the tender age of 3, score was 1-0.

When Scarborough got promoted from Non league, i bet the loyal fans could not have hoped for a baptism of Wolves, us, and Burnley, all coming soon in the opening fixtures. But then again, watched them play at Barrow a few weeks ago, and they brought a right load of loons.