no balls

Really? I think you know something I don't then

I hope you've all remembered to purchase some tat for your wife/girlfriend/lover/knock off

Gonzo has it right. Routine and keeping busy are key to not falling off the wagon. That and being a fat fucker who's trying to stick to a strict diet Good luck and all that.

I was thinking more along the lines of Alan Bradley!

Channel 4 last night. Escape to the Wild. Last week was an Indonesian island. I love it over there but would probably struggle living in basic conditions. They had a small child and a baby on the way too.

Fucking hell, did you see that couple who'd moved from London to Yukon last night? Not for me that.

You'd like to think so but them who don't do much of a daytime probably have more in common with Swampy.

Trouble is we aren't available to counter protest because we have jobs.

The place is rammed with mentalists. I deactivated my account ages ago which is saying something with the head cases on here.

He's moved the age down to 22 now though. I reckon by tomorrow she'll be in 6th form.

I don't recall my psychic moment other than probably thinking, fuck me you are scratting round the whoops aisle and drinking meths too much. If it makes you feel any better, my love life is usually car crashesque so I'm not in a position to judgeth thee.

How old are you?

All I've seen on social media is local folk complaining about the protesters attitude and agressive tone towards them. To be fair though, they might think you're one of them

Such a shame but she fitted plenty into her 40 odd years. Apparently she was a proper laugh, she always seemed it. Can't blame her if she helped herself on her way rather than it being the tumour itself.

I'd be interested to know if the protesters were local folk.

What, sick porn on her phone?

Palace not having a good day

Is it wrong to wake up with a hangover after a wake? Nar, he'd have enjoyed last night. RIP

thanks. I did wonder. Good

Can he be prosecuted too or can the law only bar him from practicing?

Did you address him as Dear Mr Echo?

Kevin Nolan signs as a player at Notts County.

And property isn't more expensive round there either.

I'm not sure I'd want to go to a managerless club. Especially one where Brian's lad won't even go to.

Do you not think he talks like a childrens tv presenter? And we all know they're not right at all.