bolty58

Fooking left wing, commie, pinko freaks - no sense of decorum or history

Kinell, this site depresses me sometimes. Many Saturday morning happy hours there as a kid. General riotous behaviour including popcorn fights, chucking American Cream Soda out o't circle on to the unsuspecting gits below and letting a choc ice go soggy and then launching it at the bird with the torch when she was legging down the aisle to sort out some other trouble down at the front. Where can kids get good, developmental childhood experiences like that these days?

Correct Freddie! Sticking a finger up a blokes arse during a RL match is now known as hopoating.

Well done Rich. Will you be required to wear Muslim head gear like the rest of the team?

Besides getting an update from real folk about my beloved BWFC, this site allows mainly reasoned debate about this kind of sh*t which is difficult to find in Australia. A little too American influenced down here these days and they they accept far too much big brother b0llocks in my opinion. Agreeing with a few on this thread - hard work and effort and you'll generally have a good standard of living. Do fook all and laze around all day and you won't. Simple really. Crawleys theorising on socialism and communism is bang on. Falls down when lazy scrounging coonts want to do nowt and live on government handouts which all of us hard working types pay for in our taxes. Makes it fooking worse to think it's some ragheaded (or hook clawed) immigrant who gets fat, dumb and happy on our handouts but plans to destroy us. Off on a tangent now ain't I?

1988 I went mate. Nowt to do with politics or owt like that. Received an approach which seemd to good to refuse and was transferred over here by a big English company. Haven't looked back on most fronts but still miss the homeland. Get fooked

Don't worry about lighting the fuse mate - I am well impressed by your knowledge of global politics. My knowledge is probably not as deep as yours. I would describe myself as a realist. I need neither the supporting crutch of a religion or a union to stand on my own two feet and take my chances in this world. Free market economy appeals to me as does anything which brings rewards to those who put in the effort. I have grown to detest 'leftie' politics as they are the medium in which the following lurk, draw succour from or are nourished by:- Political Correctness 'Multiculturalism' Illegal immigrants Lazy coonts Scots I don't use the postal votes as I don't believe I have the right to have a say. I don't pay taxes there any more so why should I have the right? Doesn't stop me having an opinion though. Once the ENP are running England for the English I'll be seriously considering returning to the mother country. Land of hope and glory.

Who's the white geezer with you Marple?

Give me the iron lady over a millionaire hyopcrite 'socialist' any day. Crawley - you really should consider Cuba or North Korea as the place(s) for you. Endless fun driving round in 50's cars with coke can head gaskets and the constant possibility of coming across some nice juicy cockroaches for thy tea. Can't believe we are all not queuing up to migrate to these socialist paradises misen. You should get in before the inevitable rush starts ::::::::::::::

If Smiffs, Spider and misen were in a football team, which one of us would wear no. 7? Met be one fer't owd uns that.

Oh aye Spider. I have been reading the blog on www.bbc.co.uk/sport and the fenians are out in force already whingeing about the 'insult' of singing God Save The Queen at Croke Park. Whipping up a frenzy they are with suggestions of turning their backs, booing or staging a sit down protest. Thick fookers don't realise that most of we English would actually prefer Land of Hope and Glory or, even better, Jerusalem to be sung but hey, if GSTQ drives them to despair, lets hope the English and Northern Irish in attendance belt it out big style.

If she'd do a 3-5 year stint heading up this place we'd be booming even more. Where there is conflict may we bring harmony.

Quick mate - rush around to Allphones in Armadale. Superb deal at present giving you $30 worth of free calls for the first 6 months of a 12 month contract and a free Nokia 6310i. Be quick though - offer ends at 6pm Friday (WAST)

Not wishing to enrage those fine fellows Smiffs and Spider but as a Union preferrer, I would like to point out that certain League players have been found guilty of regularly poking their index fingers up blokes ars*s and have recieved heavy fines and bans for doing so. Don't make me name and shame them now lads. As one who is eagerly awaiting the Ireland v England game on Saturday; and knowing that the stadium could be filled four times over, I find it very hard to get excited about a game of RL but freely acknowledge that it is a game for super fit, tough men. The State Of Origin games down here are fine spectacles. RU is a genuine world game. RL is a minority sport. FACT.

Feck all. You should be admonished for encouraging the boring git

Oh no. Not Womford. Don't let him back on FFS.

Yatesy, change your site ID to 'Nostradamus'

The Aussies have been getting a lot of stick on here lately (not from me of course ). Just to redress the balance, they are capable of some design excellence. Get a load of these babies:-

Did a second one drop when you reached puberty of should we call you Adolf?

Understand the sentiment but, just like there's good and bad in Bolton and everywhere else, it's the same here. Some bloody sound folk down here but also a lot of rednecked, check shirted, ginger bearded fooktards who would make Ian Rush look like Mastermind 2007. Had a good laugh at breakfast this morning. The West Australian newspaper absolutely tearing into their cricket team after having them on a hero worship pedestal around 3 weeks ago. If Australia had lost the Ashes 5-0, those blokes would have needed to emigrate somewhere. Australians are the most gloating winners and the most ungracious losers I have ever come across. Yet another reason why England will always hold the moral high ground and why, secretly, the all look up to and admire us. We will never surrender.

They lost their fourth one dayer in a row today to New Zealand. Whingeing more than TonyCee going cold turkey. Running a poll on Sky news and 70% believe they have no chance of winning the upcoming World Cup. A very few short weeks ago they were the 'Undefeatables' and no one in the world 'can live with us out on the cricket pitch' The sweetest part of all this is that it was Englands victory in the tri nation one day series which started the rot. England will win the Ashes back in 2009. Australia will not be able to replace Warne and McGrath. Revenge will be very sweet.

According to his book, Worthy dumped the Lada on the double yellows at Manc airport when he was off to the USA. Left the keys in and the engine running The joke he used after the Euroway sponsorship was 'What's the difference between a sheep and a Lada? It's much less embarrassing being seen getting out of the back of a sheep' Regretting raising this subject already as it will set Widnes off again.

Not a ballboy but me lad led the Whites out at Burnden for a FA Cup 3rd round tie v Reading at Burnden on 4th January 1992. Brought a tear to my eye (and still does when I watch the Roadrunner video of it including an interview by the great man himself - Dave Higson).

She's back in time to give a few thousand BJ's as promised. The retard returns. Got up in the early hours and watched the game live on ESPN (muted!). Thought we were fukn excellent against a top class side, particularly considering the key injuries we had to cope with. Natasha knows fook all about football - that is one thing that is certain.

Omo alert!