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If any of you scooter lads are interested further, this should be updated soon with all the prize winners and a raft of photo's from the weekend. http://www.classicscooterrally.com.au/

We know. You have told us over and over again that it's neatly manicured pubes which maketh the man.

Copped a glimpse of a few skingirls white knickers under their beautifully tailored mini skirt two tone suits. Just wasn't quick enough with my camera trigger finger. Must do better.

I'll try to do better in Adelaide next year Daz. I promise.

???? Scooters and gay abandon???

I have no doubt that we will win this and the momentum will keep building towards our play off spot.

Bollocks Henry, I haven't been near Bolton for a year now.

Couple more of some of our crew of 66 (4 Boltoners) who travelled across:- Soundtrack for the weekend was dominated by:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMHeTH4hXBk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8rYBVk62I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAta8CIF_4Y

Got back Tuesday night. Just about getting over liver poisoning. Great visit and the GS160 Mk.2 won best pre 1977 Vespa:- "Another trophy to dust" sez the missus. Couple of photo's:- meet for the first run at Pier 9 on Sydney Harbour followed by some of the 200+ scooters parked up at Bundeena RSL in the National Park just south of Sydney.

Somebody had kicked CWP's back doors in? Just been reading the thread. Incredulity is a word that springs to mind. I have no doubt that a full and detailed examination of Sharia Law might throw up some things which we as democratic westerners could see value in. I am equally sure that there would be stuff in there that belongs in the Stone Age and would be absolutely at odds with our values. No doubt subjugation of women would be touched on in various ways? Stoning? Various forms of amputation? Beltin'. If we are at this lark, lets adopt other foreign laws eh? How about the right to bear arms and the Fifth Amendment? The right to confiscate Innuit property if they shag your missus. There's no end to the fun we could have with this. Should be easy enough to discard British laws developed over centuries by well meaning but deluded democratic fools who think their silly little empire was a significant democratising factor. Even contemplating the acceptance of any foreign law is the first step on a very slippery slope IMO. Nobody does it better than ourselves.

In Sydney at the national scooter rally. Saw the result. Sack the board, Gartside out, Freedman out, Beckford out. Shiyte. We should have hammered that lot. Gettin thoroughly pissed today celebrating that result.

But his leftie comrades see fit to give him +3. Like I care - off on hols this morning. Leave the red rags lying by.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

The vast fucking majority are! Anyway, no one has said they are all anything other than 'cunts'.

Not only have we played 5 of the top 6, we will be one of the top six by seasons end.

2 x 40 foot sea containers on the train to Sydney on 23rd September. All 44 scooters now unpacked and waiting in a big shed in Western Sydney for our Thursday arrival. Pick em up - park em up at the hotel and then it's the maddest day of all - arrival day. Our lot go fucking mental as they've been looking forward to it all year. This years mad day venue is the rooftop bar at this place:- http://www.theglenmore.com.au/ Getting giddy now.

Excellent result. Could have been the season turner with a bit of luck. I have absolutely no doubt that we will finish closer to play off places than relegation places. Made the mistake of reading some earlier pages again. When will I fucking learn? With 'supporters' like ours, who needs rivals?

Off to this on Thursday. Can't fecking wait. http://www.classicscooterrally.com.au/

It's you isn't it?

Hate the stuff.

It isn't that advanced down here. We still have to hand pump water y'know.

Over the years, it has been very simple to deduce that your knowledge is very limited. Even the most basic research would reveal that the big two retailers over here are Coles Myer and Woolworths. No doubt you also labour under the misapprehension that Woolworth was a UK chain?

Is it safe to assume Bester is someone who engages in Bestiality? I would think the local foxes would be elusive, never mind sly.

Like Yorkshire Tea - just stocked up here as it was 30% off at Woolworths. Also quite partial to an Earl Grey in the afternoon. Grown to like it because it winds yer average Ocker Aussie up no end - "Bleedin' poofter tea!" so it has to be a good thing. I take great delight in responding, in mock plum voice, "This is a tea for refined English gentlemen. I would not expect you to understand".

Brilliant. Just brilliant. There are not many that I will ever watch again from S1 Ep 1 but Breaking Bad will break the rule.