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.....and our county so great. Me and the missus had a tear in our eye watching this on the Sky UK News this morning.

You couldn't have raised an otter topic.

I think my original wet dream was about Raquel. The prehistoric movie she did in the skimpy animal skin bikini type thing. Sex on a bloody stick. Her and Gina Lollobrigida. If semen is good for them as per the other thread, they would be the two healthiest women on the planet if it had been up to me.

...... spot the lunatic. http://www.news.com.au/national/outofcontrol-man-headbutts-moving-cars-on-freeway/story-fncynjr2-1226758113604 Rumours that he is a disgruntled Citeh fan after hearing the overnight result. "taken to Fremantle Hospital for assessment". I'll assess him for free luv. Zoon.

Fair enough Jules. Let's joust next Easter and see who is holding the moral high ground eh?

I just wish the doom mongers would pass judgement around next Easter time instead of in the first two furlongs of the Derby. I have a strong suspicion that, by then, they will be Dougies biggest fans. Seen it all before.

93%. 'Somewhere near Middlesbrough' The cheeky cunts. Dropped a bollock on the bus question.

FFS, I came on expecting some optimism. Never fucking happy Bolton fans. I know one thing, I'll take this home result over any previous one this season. Just watch our run after Christmas. You heard it here first.

Nope, they are women. Women are genetically pre-programmed to seek out the best genes for their sprogs. Conclusion - Yorkshire girls want Lancashire lads more than any other. Obvious.

Remarkable achievement. Mention great jockeys and people usually say Piggott and Shoemaker, They now have to say Piggott, Shoemaker and McCoy.

We have Warne and others predicting we'll get beaten down here for all sorts of reasons - 'Cooks captaincy', 'Over confidence', "inferior bowlers (to them FFS!)'. Sports reports etc. the exact opposite. They think they'll get beaten comfortably. I fucking hope so!

Was at a few of the games mentioned in this thread. Galatasaray can wank on about 'Welcome to hell'. Hell was Cold Blow Lane. Fucking house bricks laying around everywhere. I remember walking with a mob of ours back to the station with a police escort once and an old blue rinse granny skimming a galvanised steel bin lid at us from a third floor tenement flat with a "Fack off you norvern cunts". As you will know, I have a mate here who is ex Treatment. Mad as a fucking hatter. Goes watching the Fremantle Dockers with his four daughters (youngest 12) and gets thrown out almost every game for slapping some fucker.The lad's is as sound as they come though. Generous to a fault. Always waxes lyrical about their beloved Wood Street Social Club. He tells me there are only two clubs he respects. Bolton Wanderers and Preston North End. He and his firm got done over in both towns and 'once by Bolton dahn at our place'. Not many have done the latter but I think West Ham caught them by surprise one year, He never wants to talk about that one

No need to be roo'd.

Is this still going on? Is there any chance of Australia not winning it?

Well you bunch of sodomite accepting, cabal participating, socially engineered, islamophilic cunts There I am, sweating my bollocks off in the hell hole that is Wiluna, thinking about how much I miss my home comforts and regular WWays updates and this is what you lot get up to behind my back.It's enough to make me burst into a Con Boutsianos.....................

Eh? Must have. How many pages do I have to go back? Could I take the flak?

Enzo - I was massively impressed by Red Cadeaux' run. Enormous. What a warrior he is to travel the world and consistently perform well. He's become the 'nearly man' down here with close seconds yesterday and to Dunaden a few years back. Remarkable performance for his age - his owners must absolutely love him. I would never part with a horse like that. When his racing days were over, he'd be in my back garden!!! Great run by Cumani's horse from that barrier as well. The lovely Francesca has become a household name down here now. Every year she sexes the whole thing up and Aussie blokes start to bar up at the mere sound of her plummy voice. Channel 7 have her on some sort of long term contract now. Yes, during the race, you could see Ollie angling for a run (and he nearly ran up Simenons arse!) just coming off the turn into the final straight. My heart skipped a beat for a nanosecond and then suddenly, Fiorente's ears were back and he was pulling hard into the firing line. I was with 5 of my colleagues at the time and said only 'I am in here - it is only a question of how far'. Very strangely, I was very subdued. Normally, I would have been doing cartwheels but I was almost emotionless. As I said to the lads, I had run that race 40 times in my head and envisaged exactly that run and that finish. I just wish my premonitions had given me Red Cadeaux and Mount Athos for the placings!!!

I am guessing that you like elevator music.I am right, aren't I?

A good Geordie mate of mine down here (played for Grimsby Town when George Kerr was managing them) owned a pub in Fremantle called the Seaview Tavern. When the US fleet comes in,they all head to that pub because one of the biggest brothels (the Ada Rose) is straight across the road and a New York pizza place on the next corner. As Jeff always said 'After months at sea, all they want is a frothy beer, a feed and a fuck'. With this in mind, he had a very nice sign painted up depicting a cormorant and a swallow and attempted to get Fremantle council to allow him to change the pub name to "The Shag and Swallow". The lad is a marketing genius in my book. They knocked him back so he sold it to two players from the Fremantle Dockers AFL team who just played in the AFL Grand Final. Can't remember the other player but one is the club captain, Matty Pavlich. They haven't been granted the requested name change either! Miserable council bastards.

Please tell me you had a quid or two on it Crampo?

A fine Northern Soul venue! I regularly get on the piss here with the lad who cooked all the chicken and chips! You know of whom I speak, RV.

Correct! (in my case). Can't wait to get wom toneet and watch the Packers put the the despised Bears to the sword. Straight after I have watched the Melbourne Cup replay about 7 times

Cheers S. I hope you were on.

....apologies if a Sebnando. Can't be arsed scrolling back through the week I have missed whilst stuck in the fooking outback. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0mnX2TNQ&feature=youtu.be

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. A fucking enormous chicken dinner too. That's a 5 digit collect for me. I also have the quadrella as I took Fiorente-Field-Field-Field. Wanted Sea Lord to win the 9th and pipped on line. Would have made an enormous collect. Let's hope the despised outsider wins the last!!! Also collected 65% of the cup trifecta for Fiorente-Field-Field. Days like this come far too rarely.