bolty58

Y'know, I am beginning to like the lad. As a punter, it isn't often you can green up on a sporting final with as close to absolute certainty that a certain persons opponent will almost certainly win. Cheers Andy

You may as well get used to it pal cos it won't be stopping soon. We WA secessionists are still seeking 'Dominion of Britain' status. Why the fuck am I telling you this? You carry on worrying about black pudding quality.

You flatter yourself. Please point out anywhere where I have tried to advise you? Seems to me that the 'tolerance preachers' have little tolerance for any view which does not precisely agree with their own.

Jesus. Beginning to wonder why I bother. At the time, Spain, Holland, France and Portugal were colonising. Like it or not, that is a fact with a fucking great cherry on. Do it or get left behind. Simple. You wouldn't be aware but there remains an argument down here that the Dutch were the first to colonise it but I see little point in discussing the activities of the Duyfken or messrs Janszoon and Hartog here. You would rather it had stayed in the hands of genuine hunter gatherer savages. They still hold each other down and stick spears through arms and legs as punishment. They could forge a link with the Taliban eh? One of the best things Britain did in its history is this place. A thriving democracy. Too many hand wringing do gooders for my liking but they are everywhere these days.

It could be argued by someone who knew absolutely fuck all about the subject or an utter plantpot so I guess you are right.

Spot on. What's a bit of namecalling?

Done Strasbourg. Beautiful place. In the cathedral square, there's a restaurant that's been there for centuries. Maison Kamerzell from memory. The Michel Roux Juniors of this world would be starching their grundies in that place.

Keep dreaming Carlos. You can effect the withdrawal with a ban can't you? It isn't going to happen otherwise. I communicate with my numerous relatives back there every day/week. I am informed enough to comment whether you and others like it or not.

Utter fucking bollocks. You know fook all about me pal. I'll have my opinion on homosexuality and I don't give a flying fuck what you say (or, for that matter, if you have a different opinion to me). If you had the patience to go back and read again, I clearly stated that whay they do behind closed doors is their business - it's the flaunting and parading I have a problem with. I do, however, strongly believe that it is against the laws of nature and is, therefore, unnatural. I really don't give a fuck whether that irks you or otherwise. Again, fuck all to do with you but I do know a few who bat for the other side in professional capacities and yes, they are alreet. Now then, as you possibly haven't been around long enough, I will say again - I was headhunted to come down here - a British colony as far as I am concerned and under the same Queen (God bless her). To use a Smiffs phrase, don't talk with your cock hanging out. Again, you know fuck all about the circumstances. One of the reasons I accepted (and there were multiple) was the way I could see GB was going. Couldn't see a genuine future for my kids and I think I have been proved right. Both high earners here now - set up with their own property, flash cars, great holidays etc. All this and yet, like me, they consider themselves Bolton to the core. Utterly different situation to the ones you are trying to defend. Wasn't looking for it; not an 'economic migrant' (albeit the finances did improve dramatically but that was coincidental, came later and was not sought); not of a radical religious persuasion and wanting to change my destination to my laws/ideals/way of thinking. Reet, pot your kettle in your black arse and slink back to your Blackpool abode.

I hope your liver resists all of your attempts to kill it.

I am not allowing for the mental midgetry am I? I apologise and will type a lot slower. Various potential angles. Ballboy stealing players time. Ballboy intruding/interfering at players legal place of work during working hours. Also, I was commenting on media sensationalism having an 'OTT' effect but there are probably too many multisyllabic words for you to process with this particular concept.

You rarely agree with Happy.

If you think I will rise to a couple of halfwits like you two, you are sadly mistaken. TTFN

She's getting back into Corrie!!!??? I honestly thought she'd pegged it.

What do you think mate? My pubes need a trim; gardening to do, all sorts of home jobs needed to sell it; various scooter jobs to do (especially after last weeks bingle). No mate - I will only be watching news highlights and grinning if he has choked again.

I rest my case m'lud.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNjObAh3OBU&feature=youtu.be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCWklwSw5fs

Here's hoping for his usual fall at the last hurdle.

He toed the ball out after the cheating little cunt tweeted that he would time waste if he got the opportunity. Storm in a fucking teacup fuelled by the same mental midgets who would have a bloke thrown in prison for harming an intruder he found inside his home. Massively over sensationalised drivel.

What a shock. Workshy glassback. He'll be playing computer games and snorting the spice rack.

You are absolutely certain that one wasn't the Goodyear man with a slow puncture?

Context. Remember context. If you were still in Kindy, you'd shit thisen.

Anti Welsh - like me. I am slowly getting to you aren't I?

I know you struggle Alf. Think about it a bit longer lad and I'll sure you'll come to the right answer.