bolty58

..........don't always bother me.

FFS, leave it out eh? We have some 'relief' today because the mercury is only reaching 39 degrees fucking Celsius. Had about 6 over 40 days in the last 7 or 8. What we would give for some fucking snow. The murders, domestics and brawls have all gone through the roof. Can;'t wait for autumn. 26C every day for 8-10 weeks with cool nights for kipping. Paradise.

You should be a detective. Has there ever been one who has been appointed at a young age? The youngster in the current list of favourites to become 'infallible' (what a fucking joke that is) is 65 FFS. Trying to recall how many Popes our Queen has outlasted now? Is it into double figures yet?

At the time, I was told his death was in 'suspicious circumstances'. Never heard owt else. The inference was that he topped himself and the various enquiries (police, FA etc.) were all dropped like a stone. Like the Pope's resignation, I smell a fucking big rat.

If I ever go again, staying in Epcot. No need to come out. Everything there that I need. Most countries of the world - pint of best bitter and fish chips and mushy peas one night, a Sol and Enchiladas the next, a Moroccan tajine the next etc. Wonderful place and if I did decidee to go look at any of the other Disney parks, I'd just jump on the Monorail

......and from down under Spider. Best of luck mate.

Enjoyed every moment. Might be a chess match to the Leythers and that semi Welsh scouser but I loved it. As I say to AFL fans down here who like to have a dig at 'soccer', some of the best matches I have ever seen have been draws (some scoreless). Not that this was, of course, but it was a hell of a 'chess match' with either side having the chance to run off winners.

My eyes will be on Dublin.

Around 3 wins from a playoff spot. Will do for me. Regards, Glass half full man.

Who? Insignificant. Why even take notice of folk who call mice 'moggies'.

Kelly Brook is stunning. You can keep your skinny lat starved look types with their ribs showing. Proper curves. Absolutely sensational.

England 39 - 6!!!??? Looks like he might try to have a go at me. "Need drug testing" will be my only words.

I know you'll have heard all about the drug cheat furore down here. Those RL blokes eh? AFL looking like the main culprits at present but I am starting to wonder about their Olympic achievements over the years. Inordinately high based on population. Anyhow, an Aussie I work with got reet upset this morning. All I asked him was "Is there any truth in the rumour that the Socceroos are changing their nickname to the "Soccer E's?" To use an Australianism (just to keep the resident halfwits happy) he spat the biscuit and stormed off. Result I see our girls are going well against them in the cricket. He'll be getting it in the neck again tomorrow morning I think.

Great news Waddy. Handle it wisely though. As others have said, make it last til you are back in gainful employment. Don't put it back in the slots FFS. In fact, don't put anything in one at all.

Me!!!!??? I must say I am heartened by the photograph then. You have registered that my musical tastes are Afro American and Afro Caribbean and many of my sporting heroes are of darker hue than myself. This is appreciated - I didn't think this information would register on planet Diddles. You are right again. My posts on scooters, music, our glorious Royal Family and various other subjects do make up more than 5%. More than 95% in fact. Maybe you just juxtaposed the numbers and got them the wrong way round by mistake? Shouldn't you be making butties?

I really don't and it's driving me mad. NB?

FFS, tell us who you mean. Also, what score did you achieve?

Didn't find out which one I fcuked up on but I know that wasn't it. To be fair, I guessed 3 and was just plain lucky.

Pointless commenting to be shouted down by the 'moral majority' so I won't bother. None of you will ever change my views on this subject and I would not want to change yours. I have one question though. Any truth in the rumour that the gay ceremony will differ from the traditional heterosexual one in two areas (reported down here this morning)? Adultery will not be grounds for divorce Non consummation will not be grounds for divorce I ask this only because the campaign to add further legitimacy to what I consider to be something which is against the laws of nature has consistently trumpeted 'equality'. These changes would, clearly, make the two types of marriage unequal. Any truth in it or just sensationalist bunkum?

Did he use the term 'atheist church'? Bit of a contradiction in terms. Why would we atheists need to gather and celebrate owt?

One wrong. BCGS failed me.

Good job it's not a spelling test.

Because the Vicar spunked on it?

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Revie had to try a youth policy somewhere along the line. No great team lasts forever.