bolty58

Tis true. Only 4000 kilometres away too. Me and the missus are already stockpiling sandbags

I don't need convincing mate. Seen him play a few times now. Definite future superstar. It is a shame about that terrible hairstyle though

Pedantic but correct.

Try the late 60's matey. Long before the Casuals. Anyway, I lost interest in this thread at this point - 'The result is a mixture of Celtic folk, rock, country, and dance music'.

Yes. Then they let them run countries and turn them into shining lights like Zimbabwe and South Africa. Keep your white imperialist attitudes to African customs to yourself (just saving Crawley a job).

Starting to worry about you now Firthy. If she asks if you fancy 'changing at Bakerloo' it has nothing to do with going to an away match at QPR.

That was uncalled for. Very generous lad is Ani and your spelling is atrocious.

Been the same as long as I can remember. Manny Road North was the worst section at Burnden. Burnden Terrace the best. If they gave out trophies for moaning, we wouldn't have been able to have a car park at the Reebok because o't size o't feckin trophy troom.

Anyone else getting the faintest hint that the romance has left this thread

Lets hope she's not 'late' after your next date eh?

Seems like WWays grandads were out in force that day. Mine was on The Embankment too. Never wanted to talk about it. Grandma was on Bolton Market when the news went round. She didn't know what to do except to leg it down Manny Road along with a few hundred other women, skriking and cursing their luck. No chance of finding him. Mightily relieved when she got home and he was sat there with a cup o' tea and a Park Drive.

Translation into English.

Fooking appalling look. Bit of national service would have sorted him (& you) out

I am sickened

Bolton news headline 'Man found dead with Alexander O'Neal CD embedded in his temple'

You know my thoughts on poncey long hair Bogsy but by the f?ck, this lad can play. Wulfqueers right - plays a bit like Beckenbauer.

Oh aye, recipe for a successul date right there

Spacks'n'Yaks. You'll find a few on here. Not yaks.

Got to say, however, that he looks like a superstar of the future. Wish we had him on loan. Class act.

I shall look forward to it with an ever increasing sense of anticipation

F?cking good. I haven't slept properly since encountering thee in that Madrid square. Have to keep the bedside lamp on all neet. You give deviants a bad name

In more common parlance known as the biffon on a female (because it's what your balls biff on) and the barse on a male (the bit between the balls and the arse). With thanks to Viz profanisaurus.

Why you; you..................

We also had some of our most memorable wins against the filthy f?ckers under Allardyce, unless my memory is failing me. I suppose once you have the pro Megson blinkers on it is easier to remember BSA's bad results? Remember one thing, my skippy whistling friend, you would never have had the opportunity to whistle that tune to me in Sofia, Skopje and Prague if it wasn't for Sam

George - I was thinking exactly the same whilst watching the game. ''Just think, under Allardyce I would have expectations of winning this game and now I'll be happy with a low scoring defeat" Unimaginative and uninspiring.