mickbrown

It's shocking - if we score they run down the touchline with a big flag each. If we ever score 2 in a minute, one of them will croak, I'm telling you.

I'll admit to being slightly embarrassed when we play music after we score. And those 2 fat blokes with the flags? Jesus That said, I don't recall us exploiting the memory of our greatest ever player with piss poor puns on T-shirts. What we lose on the swings, we gain on the roundy-oundy-bouts* *Kings of the Slums - oh aye.

Prisons are exempt because they count as people's homes. Same for old folk's homes.

Not even Irish - Correct, you cheating git. I don't know, these bleeding United fans come on here thinking they own the place.

Gone down the pan after the original writer left.

Wierder than that

That journalist who usually has a nice word to say about us? You'll never guess who is mum is. No googling. I'll give you the answer in 5 minutes.

I used to get that all the time. It means they find you inoffensive but there is no way on God's earth they'll jump your bones. In effect its a girl's way of telling you to feck off, but leave you with enough hope to keep sniffing round, because they love the attention and can't do without it. Trust me - ignore her like she's riddled with clap - it'll confuse the b'jaysus out of her and within weeks she'll be gagging for it. MB - Agony uncle .

Oi pal, you've just admitted to power w??nking with a tangerine in your gob.

Course he'd go - don't be silly. If they came waving 10 million under our noses, we'd bite their hands off and he couldn't wait to get there

Glenn Johnson? Jesus, if ever there was a case of style over substance. Liked Billy Bonds though - big feck off bushy beard and socks round his ankles.

They are not stopping anybody smoking - you can still smoke at home just as you can still dress up in stockings and put tangerines in your mouth, if you so wish.

You have PM

He'd have been there same time as you Mickey. Called Ian - looks like Fred Flintstone.

Just missed you then 89 - 92 I'm also an owd bastard

Jesus!! I went to Bradford - when where you there?

Roughly speaking yes, but we had a few. I've actually spent a day down a pit.

Nah - got shut of him, he's at some other northern nothing of a club. Go on then I'll start working down t'pit.

Aye go on then, I'll chuck in some fancy pigeons if you'll chuck in some jellied eels.

Right then, mines a pint of bitter (some sterotypes are true)

Jesus, we're in trouble now lads. They've sent the intellectual heavyweights in.

So Mickey, you agree with my assertion that we are not a "naffink"* club? *Translated that into cockernee for you, old bean.

By jove, Patrick you're right http://www.krysstal.com/league.html#league_topdivision But Mickey, a quick trip to your board shows the general opinion, other than Sam having a fat head and us being northen monkey c??nts is that as a club we're nothing What's that about then?

So Mickey - I take it you agree with the media? Also, freeflowing attacking football? That's as maybe, but in the two games I've seen you this season, you didn't strike me as Brazil. Things seem to be going well now though, granted, so I'll reserve judgement until Saturday

In a word - f??ck yes.