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His name isn’t on the wall near the club shop either which makes me think he hasn’t even got a season ticket 😂

He’s a top fella who did a lot for me when I was going through shit. Won’t hear a bad word said about him.

Aye. He also said he had beaten cancer. Cunt move. I’ve got his number if you wanna ring him for a meet up for a pint?

Escobar is white. 😂

Met a fair few on here. They knew who I was before I knew who they were a lot of the time. Only met one twat. Will let you guess that one.

Can’t fucking wait to see The Prodigy in a few weeks! This is fucking immense!

Flying the Wanderers flag

We let you think you are.

And you lot always have an answer for everything

You men think that it’s just the one thing that has made us go ape shit. It’s numerous things building up. For example - • Leaving random piles of screws, wires and other bits of shite everywhere • putting your dirty clothes ON TOP of the wash basket instead of INSIDE. • having a shave and/or shit within 0.3 seconds of us cleaning the bathroom • Saying things like - “I’ve made the bed for you” or “I’ve loaded the washing machine for you”. • Playing reels on your phone on the highest sound setting whilst watching telly after being told to “put my phone down and watch” • coming home from work and disappear for a shit for 45 minutes before re-appearing. That’s just a few things. Good job he gives good D.

Mother booked it. Soz babe x

Been to Puerto Pollensa, it was lovely.

Alcudia next weekend with the kids and mother. I’m gonna have to get a retractable lead for the 3 year old. He’s feral with no fear.

Already with them but thanks

Nipped into a dealership on my lunch yesterday to ‘have a look’ ended up signing on the dotted line with a new(ish) car. Hyundai Kona (fully electric) BB the eco warrior. Gonna take him for a spin up Scout Rd

It’s amazing to think that 3/4 years ago I was the lowest I could ever have been. I didn’t realise how bad it was at the time but looking back I was (in medical terms) losing the fucking plot. 100mg of sertraline, smashed uni, new job and in a healthy, loving relationship with a DMB. To see how happy my children are makes all the difference to me too.

It’s a basic burger. Nowt special. Went to Hickory’s smoke house the other week, was sweating meat coming out.

He’s fishing for the weekend. I’m living my best life

Best part of the day….Chinese on the way home to eat all by my fatty bum bum self

Really can’t be arsed with this today.

Last patient of the day had their fucking heating on full blast. Beads of sweat were dripping down my head. finished the day off with my first game of rounders in 22 years and a couple of pints as a reward for not being completely shite 👍🏻

Quite happily live alone in a one bed flat me. Would be joyous!

Simply red greatest hits tinned shit hotdogs cuckquen amateur porn 👀 can’t believe I have just admitted I like listening to Mick Hucknall.

Cheers you big bunch of gays

I only do 20-30miles per day but like I said lots of little short journeys. Charger is do problem. I have an electrician who I do sexual favours for.