He's gonna read it and disagree but here goes -
Says i never told him something when i have (multiple times)
Can never ever find anything, swears blind its not there yet i manage to locate it straight away
Beard fucking trimmings all over the twatting bathroom
Takes clothes off and leaves them inside out and puts them in wash, socks are also in a ball.
Eats and drinks loudly. I have threatened to stab him repeatedly.
Ask him to do something. Get told "in a minute" then he forgets.
Plays clips/videos on his phone FULL FUCKING VOLUME
Leaves coffee granules in sugar cannister.
Seems to love to collect empty deodrant cans and hair wax tubs.
Gets hiccups when hes pissed.
Could go on and on and on.