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Stripy short is on his arse. Going home now

Garbage its not raining here anymore.

Too late. Fucked and still going. See you in morning....... hopefully. 2 Celtic lads in tow in mo but they're pissed too.

Radcliffewhite1 has me number so 5 minute warning and they'll be waiting

The ex Mrs Robin Friday is currently serving me beer and she's lovely for an older bird! I do know the rules and have posted a pic before ........ Can't wait for tomorrow.

Opens at 9.30 Casino, got a market traders licence. No idea. don't ask.

Me, my brother, my nephew, my brother's father in law, my dad and anyone I meet in the Three Guineas at the station when the chugger arrives from Manc Pic. But not the Bolton lad who lives 4 miles from the Mad Stad. Sort it out Jonny lad.

RIP Compo. An honest lad who tried his best. Thanks for the memories.

What a stadium that place is. Its like a smaller Wembley but the bottom half built into a hole in the ground. Best stadium I've been to bar Wembley and Millenium. Well worth a visit. Pints at £3.20, steward wearing stockings, smoking areas, padded seats, shit football first half, no coppers in the ground, two pitch invasions, piss 'ed robbed the corner flag, another piss 'ed tried to get it back in the hole. Should of made the effort to get to 'Boro really.

I'll hold my hands up and say 'boro is miles from me and as part of deal for mates coming to Reading away I've said I'll go to MK Dons v Coventry on Saturday. Mates a Cov lad. Coventry have sold nearly 7,000 tickets for the game which is pretty good saying they get less than 2,000 at home. Excluding Wembley / Millenium when was last time we took that number away? Hull?

Too many piss heads and smack heads on a Sunday morning to show any respect to a ref. One called me 'Sir' today and I knew straight away he was an egg chucker. Fair play. Football could learn so much at all levels.

Run the local pub team and knew the ref cried off Friday for the game this morning and I had a few too many during the Watford day out and beyond. Lad in the local said he'd ref last night then I get a text at 9.20 this morning saying his 'heads in the shed'. Southern thing?? No idea. Ended up doing it myself (qualified ref me) and got loads of shit off the oppo for not giving them a pen in first half. Two in the book and then second half it went mental. They moaned like fuck all game and it finally did my head in after about 80 mins. Yet another moan so I give it the 'stop moaning you f***** c*** you're doing my f***** head in. He (20 year old gobby shite) puts his head on mine, I (approaching 50) rip the ref shirt off and get him off the pitch while it kicks off behind. I get my own way. Still buzzing from yesterday otherwise I probably wouldn't have done it. Why do Sunday refs get up for £30 and get loads of shite?? A few pints later and I'm feeling good .... topped up.

Remember meeting me? You were wankered on the way to the ground ... Good lad you are Tomski

'kin 'ell you got home quicker than me and I'm only round the corner! I love Matt Mills ...... as a footballer. Hoarse. Too much singing. Love it.

Flats now. A certain Mr Frain has now disappeared down to Devon. Youth tried but it never took off.

If you get out a couple of mins early, 10 mins max. Only about 2 miles down a dual carriageway to the station. After final whistle will be a different story.

No cabs hang around outside unless pre-booked and just down slope from our end. 0118 9500501 get it sorted!

Decent boozer next to the station. Two 'spoons' within 200 yards of the station. Special buses from the town to Mad Stad or about £6 cab. My birthday and I live in Reading. Happy days!

'kin el. I'm on that one and the geezer in the green looks scared to death when i went passed him on the stairs. Should know better I'm nearly 50 for fucks sake!

You lot who made it down from Bolton today, awesome. Brilliant day. Never stopped singing from k.o. to finish. Hope the lads (and the older fella) who went over in the rush when the 2nd went in are ok. Fair play to their stewards who were as good as gold esp if they let the lad go who ended up on the pitch after the 2nd goal. Pissed and going to bed.

Coltsfoot rock (sic I reckon). That creamy coloured rock stick and they did a licorice one. If anyone knows how to spell it or find it that'd be great!! Nobody heard of it down South.

Reminds me of Mark Winstanley against Wrexham ??? Freight Rover ??? 1983 ??? Couldn't be arsed to get the Video out to have a look ,,,,

Cones on the pitch say picture is pre-match and we were on the side. I was busy taping a plaster cast on to my leg to get in the disabled section at Wolves '93 to notice where the Bolton lot were who bought all the tickets before me! Got the vid on Roadrunner, can see me fine when the second went in in front of the Wolves mob but doesn't look nothing like the other end / side to me where you lot were.

'kin hope not! Coming up with a few Reading tomorrow, night out in Manchester then the Premier Inn next to the 'bok on Saturday then back to Reading Sunday. Be unbearable if we get beat and they reckon they were shite last Saturday apart from Drenthe and Guthrie. At least got a Chelsea and Cov lad in tow that won't dish it out if we get beat. God, I hope we do 'em.