Youri McAnespie

'Football related activity'? Does that include doing keepy-uppies in his drive with his bin and his dog?

His name's Abu FFS, do we need more proof than that, Abu, hello!

Is he gone, then? If so, lay off the lad, it's not his fault he prefers playing with his organ and taking his bird to Nandos to playing professional football. The blame is firmly at Owen's door for this one. If the Malky Mackay story isn't apocryphal he should be (even more) ashamed of himself every time Marvin flops.

People forget the news is still a television programme in search of ratings and/or as a tool to promote agendas. Watch various channels and see the disparity, or, I'd recommend, stop watching telly altogether, see how many 'concerns' wither away. They were concerned about the spread of Communism in the Fifties, about having a Nuclear Warhead dropped on them as a direct consequence - these fears, real or imagined, never materialised - if they had, there was little the man in the street could do to prevent it anyway, wasted energy, unneeded extra stress. I'm speaking as someone without kids, but, if I had kids, I'd be far more concerned about the consequences of Facebook etc. than the proliferation of Islam.

Near enough everyone here is because of the industry that was once here... People move, those of Indian subcontinental extraction didn't just stick a f*cking pin in a map. Nobody has denied that asians have larger families so are gathering greater numbers, the fallacy that this bodes them weilding great power eventually is based on what exactly?

Spoken like anyone who want to preserve their sense of wellbeing and sanity thinks.

Pubs should be painted everywhere in black gloss paint, smell of stale-ish ale with slight undertones of pipe smoke and blue toilet blocks, they should sell pickled eggs, cheese and onion or salt and vinegar crisps and possibly Planters Dry Roasted. The only wine should be served from a box, kids allowed in only with their dad - and must drink Britvic or full sugar Coke with their crisps (one child per dad, one dad with child per pub - more than two and they have to play outside together on the car park). There should be loads of bottles without optics and covered in dust - Drambuie, Glayva, Midori, Creme de Menthe etc. A few tables with legs fashioned from old Singer sewing machines woudln't go amiss. And finally, anyone under 25 should have an opinion on precisely f*ck all and should limit their conversation to; ''Is anyone reading this paper?'', ''I'm going for a piss'', ''Can I have a pint of...'' and ''good shot'' or ''shot''.

I personally do see problems, but they don't directly affect me or I consider that they'll eventually pan out, so register pretty low on my 'give-a-shit' ometer... Things that I am concerned about, and stuff that directly affects me, other folk don't give a shit about - but that's their perogative, that's democracy.

I don't, I wholeheartedly agreed with you that Owen Coyle is a cunt.

'They' - this is the common theme throughout this thread, as if everything from terrible human rights abuses in far-off lands to dodgily converting a garage into a bedroom(s) in Ladybridge is the outcome of the ideology of one mass bloc. If somebody came on spouting drivel about Jewish hegemony in banking and/or big business, or Afro-Caribbean involvement in drug running and gun crime they'd be instantly, and rightly, derided as anti-semitic and racist. 'Them' or 'they' seems to be perfectly acceptable when giving voice to 'concerns about the spread of Islam' right through to blatant P*kibashing along the lines of ''we allow a few in to cook our curries'' or ''loads of the fuckers in each one'' or ''I don't know why but I hate them more than our homegrown scum'' (all three quotes paraphrased). Then the 'bedwetters' get pilloried for trying to oppose using terms like 'them' or blatant racism - it's obvious from what Gonzo said earlier, most of the bedwetters have tried steering clear from commenting - until complete drivel which tars us all started being vomited onto the forum.

Speaking of cooking up pigeons, harking back to the story of the gypsies last week... Mystery solved? They were giving them a makeover before releasing them perhaps? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2666068/In-pink-not-pretty-Residents-flap-pigeon-unusual-plumage-spotted-roof-Bolton.html

We get them off Ebay... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/45-Gallon-Oil-Drum-For-Bin-BBQ-/181446230626?pt=UK_BOI_FarmingEquipment_RL&hash=item2a3f09c262 You punch holes to aerate the fire in using a pickaxe, HTH. Here we are cooking up a midnight snack...

Probably do dogshit under the van doorhandles actually.

I was thinking both, I'm an equal opportunites petty vengeance wreaker.

Some c*nt dumped three rubble bags of broken brick, topsoil and concrete in the (unadopted) back street near me... I have my suspicions who it is too, white 'tradesmen' working on an asian's house nearby - who gets the dogshit, the letterbox of the house or the back of the van?

See, it was right then (the article) - Palestine, unlikely home of the second best Oktoberfest.

They're top notch it seems, they like a pint do the Palestinians, according to this (link below), maybe Maggie can confirm or deny it's veracity? http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/belief/2011/oct/08/drinkers-islam-palestinian-beerfest-alcohol

Who needs religion, I've just had a belting seafood risotto followed with a big milky coffee and handful of biscuits and now I'm sat in my rocking chair watching Nigeria v Argentina with an ice cold cider - bliss...

If he comes back to play for Liverpool, the UK authorities should chemically castrate him and make him sign the sex offenders' register.

Now that's when it would be time to start getting nervous.

I'm hoping Blatter's home nation don't progress, it's a f*cking joke of a group this one... I know these nations hardly set the place alight, but to think Spain, Italy and England will be home by now and the pissing Cuckoo Clockers could progress...Bag 'o' Shite

Apparently that result would mean they'd have identical records - equal on goal difference, goals scored and head to head. There has been a drawing of lots before, Republic of Ireland and Holland had identical records at Italia '90, so lots were drawn to decide who was second and third - neither being eliminated as these two placings still meant progressing to the next round.

I dunno, people worried about losing hard-won freedoms starting Facebook groups - life and it's ironies...

You start one, I'll start another one with slightly different wording in the group's title.