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Sue's on Belmont Road is pretty good, but I also have to go for Chaes in Tonge Moor as well.

Did you ask him how his brother getting on these days. :-#

I need a barmaid for tonight and tomorrow while I'm watching the TV at home. How much do you charge to do it topless??

He makes a good substitute. When we go a goal behind we lack imagination to break the opposition down. Fadiga can do that with his skill and ability to beat a man. I also don't think he will play any part on Saturday.

Rover put David Beckham down.

What I find really obscene is that he has made ??70 million pounds from having little talent.

Looking after themselves again and ensuring any small club is at a disadvantage before the competition starts. And we aren't guaranteed the fourth Champions League spot yet. It's no wonder the top three clubs are getting stronger and we now have a 3 tiered premier league. Tossers.

How does this one work?? Lee Trundle gets sent off while playing for Swansea against Rochdale in an ENGLISH league match. A double footed challenge gets a straight red card and a certain 3 match ban. Swansea appeal to the WELSH FA and they deem his sending off in the match was enough punishment so doesn't need to serve the 3 match ban. They have accepted the offence deserved a red card and have not overturned it. What the fuuck is that all about!! Trundle successful in card appeal A Football Association of Wales hearing has deemed that the red card received by Swansea striker Lee Trundle against Rochdale was sufficient punishment. That means he has avoided a three-match ban and is available for Northampton. Trundle, Swansea's leading scorer this season, was dismissed for a two-footed tackle on Jamie Clarke last Saturday. After viewing video evidence, the FAW has also rescinded the yellow card given to Trundle against Leyton Orient on 12 February for an alleged dive.

That Joey Barton is a little sheite and deserved the eight stitches. But that offence doesn't compare with the swot that EHD did. [-( Atouba should get at least double EHD.

Biggest waste of money has to be Holdsworth. ??3.5 million for someone who could trap it further than I can kick it. Always a 100% but if you are crap you are crap. Sam has also signed a few loan players who were a waste of good money.

So that was you was it jay.c. Bast@rd [-(

Welcome to the real world. 35 and still in a shitty paid boring job. #-o

A new aquatic animal has been discovered around the UK coast after biting a mans face and sucking out his eyes.

See if you decipher these two sentences. 'umop ap!s&n aje spjom ay+ lle sa?? '+! asn oym spje+seq ^eyc ay+ pue ??le+ +xa+ a+ey I :D/

Thats not nice Widnes

Thats not stubble. Thats bum fluff from his latest skin graft!

Thats 4 of us in the dams appreciation society then. dams-R-us

The Three Gorges Dam - Now that a project and a half. http://www.4windstravel.com/shows/china/dam.html The Three Gorges Dam Project. This dam will be 1.2 miles across and 600 feet high. It will create a reservoir 360 miles long and will submerge 632 square kilometers, 113 cities, 140 towns, and 1352 villges, and 657 factories, causing the relocation of 1.3 million people. I'm not sad though. :-$ :^o

A pretty good piece on the subject. Nuff said. And I was there as well. http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/sport/fo..._lost_fans.html

Good solid performance with a scoreline that flattered them in the end. Zero shots on target speaks for itself and another clean sheet. Agree with the other comments Ben Haim has been excellent since he got his chance. Pretty good in the air and solid in the tackle. Hierro was very good tonight. He has got a lot of stick recently but he is still class. Pity about the leg speed though. [-( 8 points is a lot to make up in only 9 games for a Chapions League place. It needs them to collapse and us to continue our excellent run. Also I don't think we have the squad size to compete in the Champions League. But the money would be nice (For the directors of course). :-#

I have been an infrequent shopper on the Tescos web site for a couple of years now but it has suddenly developed a problem. I add things to my basket but when I go to 'view basket' or 'go to checkout' it says I don't have anything in my basket. I can use it on my works computer using the same log-on details so there is no problem there. I have systematically changed my cookie privacy controls and shutdown possible conflict programs ie Zone Alarm, AVG, CCleaner, Microsoft Antispyware. I have checked the Temporary Internet Files and it has a cookie for Tescos but there doesn't seem to be masses like there used to be. I have altered the Privacy bar in Internet Explorer to allow all cookies but alas to no avail. It's obviously a program I have installed over the last couple of months but I am at a loss. Do any of you kind gents have any other recommendations as its doing my head in and its my turn to do the shopping this week. Me and shopping do not get on very well.

Well it certainly had a huge effect on my performance last night!!!!!!! :-$

Meant he shouldn't have been on the road in the first place.

Meant he shouldn't have been on the road in the first place.

the best method of 'cleaning' you computers history etc is to download Crapcleaner. Gets rid of the temporary internet files & cookies http://www.ccleaner.com/ Not that I go on any sites I shouldn't. :-$ :-$