malcd1

I think it goes to the next league position.

IMO the FA Cup is now only important to lower division clubs who want the big payday/giant killing. The 'Magic' of this competition doesn't exist for the Premier League. It only really starts to get interesting if we get to the semis for Europe purposes or the day out in Cardiff. This is from one of the 'Proper' supporters who went to the game on Saturday. :D/

THOUGHT he should of scored. It was practically an open net and he scuffed his shot, straight to the man on the line, from 5 yards out.

The sooner he OD'd the better.

March 18th 1943 thats more like it. I had it on optimistic.

June 4th 2064 I don't think I want to live until I'm 95. I think I will chose September 19th 2052.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseys...ide/4253849.stm Woman jailed for testicle attack A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff". She pulled his testicle off for christs sake. It's not as though they fall off as soon as you touch them. Do they. :-s 8-[ She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." :-# =; It's as though he was being handed a pint his mate has been looking after while you go to the toilet. It can only happen in Liverpool.

If they do find someone dress in this peculiar way they should pull up their jeans and fix them in the correct place with an industrial staple gun. Malcd for Prime Minister.

I don't think there was any chance of Newcastle loaning any players to us. After the public slanging match between Sam and w@nker Souness there was more chance of me turning out for the whites. However I would like to see a celebrity boxing match between Sam and tosspot. I'd pay money for that.

They were annoying but if we win every home game then so be it. Long live the Reebok Band!!!

Got it working again. I hit it.

I thought Davies was very poor against Oldham. Didn't win anything in the air and couldn't hold it up on the floor. It's probably why we struggled in the second half and couldn't keep possession. However Tal Ben Haim had another steady game at centre half.

pprently he hsn't plyed for nerly 12 months. I hope he hs kept himself very fit or we my not see him until Mrch. Wht's wrong with my keybord???? I'm missing letter. Help nyone!!

We are going to need him now if Hunty is injured. He is a right footed left back so should be able to play right back.

Nicked off another footie site. But so what. Sorry if anyone was born before 1945 it's tough. http://www.everyhit.com/dates/ On my birthday 6th Jun 1969 ... The Number 1 single was: Tommy Roe - "Dizzy" The Number 1 album was: Bob Dylan - "Nashville Skyline" Born on 6th Jun: 1936 - Levi Stubbs ( vocalist, The Four Tops ) 1939 - Gary U.S. Bonds 1960 - Steve Vai ( guitarist, Frank Zappa / Whitesnake ) 1961 - D.C. Lee ( female vocalist, solo and with The Style Council )

Taken from Tribalfootball Aberdeen are set to sign the younger brothers of Finnish veteran striker Mixu Paatelainen. Dons manager Jimmy Calderwood last night confirmed his interest in handing Mikko and Markus Paatelainen deals until the summer after the pair impressed in trials. Mikko is a strong and powerful striker likened to that of his 37-year-old brother who is currently at St Mirren. The 24-year-old has netted five goals from 32 starts in Finland's top flight. The youngest brother of the Paatelainen family, Markus, 22, is a speedy winger who can play on either flank. Calderwood said: "Mikko and Markus have trained very well with us and, yes, I am interested in signing them. They have both looked good. "There is a chance that they will join and be with Aberdeen until the summer. "But I don't want to end up with egg on my face. The deals haven't been agreed just yet and they would still have to pass their medicals." Mixu Mixu Mixu Mixu Mixu Paatelainen

http://www.footballrumours.info/article.php?artid=5862 Greedy gets are signing two more strikers to add to Defoe, Kanoute and Keane. I would take any of them as our only signing before the end of the month.

Billy is that for Balde or me threatening to play again?

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/sport/fo...obo_a_gogo.html This must be just be paper talk. Balde is absolute rubbish. Saw him in one of the earlier rounds of the Champions League. He was way out of his depth. I may have to dust my boots off again if we sign him. I may be 35 but I still have a chance of making it if he can.

Has Campo been taking nasty pills recently. He seems to have turned into Mr Angry. Bollocked Tal last night and Hunty a few times rencently. Probably the only real captain at the club. Give him the armband Sam.

One thing getting on my tits a bit is Speed slagging off his team mates. Yes it looks like a dive and he may not agree with it but does he have to go on Sky straight after and open his big mouth. Speed - Too honest for his own good

The best bit was Kevs cheeky smile to one of the other players, as Savage was still rolling on the floor.

I've never met you NW but have a young daughter myself and can't imagine what you are going through at the moment. Good luck I have my fingers crossed for you and your family.

Is it coming our way Horwich? You being an amateur meteorologist.

they didn't offer it to me. The bastards