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Let's have a bit of Chris Wilder, our fanny players will be soon shown the door.

This is going to turn into a snob V chav thread. I hate visible trampolines and even worse are caravans parked on the drive.

I remember that I had to take 3 semen samples back to the pathology lab at Warrington hospital and each sample had to be delivered no later than 30 minutes after ejaculation. On the 3rd sample, I went to the bathroom like you do, my Mrs knew what I was doing, I was just in the process of thinking about shooting over kirsty Gallagher's knockers and then there was a shout from downstairs, it was my Mrs and she said "my Dad's here, he's doing some diy" not exactly what I was wanting to hear!

BKD was saying before the game that the board can't agree on a choice of manager. They need to sort this quickly!

How come Mark Davies is making tackles? Bet its because we're on Sky.

We are staying up!

Yep. had mine done about 10 years ago. You'd be better off shaving your bollocks before the operation. I had to wear some of those paper undies, I got wheeled down to theatre, I was expecting just a quick procedure by a guy in just a room, but no! I had nurses and a female surgeon looking down and working on my nuts. I remember the worst part, was the injection in my right bollock, you do feel that I'm afraid and you can feel quite a bit of tugging going on. I remember thinking I'm glad my injection is over, but no! They then have to work on the other bollock, so it's one more injection on the other side I'm afraid! After you're finished, they spray this antiseptic stuff over your nuts, they said it can sting quite bad, but tbh, that wasn't that bad. After the operation, I went back to my room and I felt fine, obviously a bit sore, but once I had a piss I was free to leave. I started walking down the corridor thinking oh I'm fine, but after about 50 yards or so, the aching started. I work in an office, so I was back in work after a couple of days, obviously if you have a physical job, I would take maybe a week off work. The next day after the operation, I remember my bollocks looking like giant melons, but not yellow in colour, they went purple. it would be quite good to walk around wearing some nice speedos as you'll have a massive packet for a few days. What I also did was to bathe putting some antiseptic lotion in the bath, just to soothe the discomfort, don't put bubble bath in though, as you'll want to keep on looking at your giant purple melons. Good luck, I don't regret having the snip!

No he won't. I'd expect him to be cheaper than Phil Brown though.

He's not out of contract though, he's on a rolling contract, big difference.

Just had a look on oddschecker and Phil Brown is back on the agenda. http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/bolton/next-permanent-manager

The poor Cobblers fans have only just cottoned on that we're after their manager. Bless them! http://www.thehotelend.co.uk/

A bit of movement on oddschecker. Brown now drifting @8/1. Wilder gone 4/5 with BV and Cotterill now 5/2 with BV. Nolan drifting too. http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/bolton/next-permanent-manager

Nope!

Going off Anderson's interview saying he wants a young manager, that would surely rule out Brown who I thought was nailed on for the job. Wilder certainly fits Anderson's criteria.

His eyes remind me of David Blunkett's.

Too lightweight.

Don't think it's that unusual these days tbh. Spurs & Liverpool in the prem had that guy Damien Comoli who identified their players and I'd imagine a similar thing probably happens in all leagues.

Anderson said that there is a candidate that said he would happily walk to the club to manage it. I would if that's Brown from his pad in Bolton?

Brown, Nolan & Cotterill?

Presume its a piss take tbh.

On one of Burnley's forums, they reckon Roy Keane will be our next manager.

Has anybody any idea what this 9am press conference is supposed to be about tomorrow?

I agree, it isn't on picking on someone with a disability, like being partially sighted.

Never heard of him, do you not mean Howard Jones?

Madine can fook right off. His attitude is shocking. Poxey Moxey, Wheater, Pratley, Mark Davies in particular you should hold your heads in shame.