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Someone tweeted Gartside earlier asking if there was any truth in the Thiago rumous, to which he replies 'why not'. Make of that what you will.

I swore at him and he followed me for two days, was clearly an accidental follow but he's replied a few times.

You've missed the early purchase deadline.

Rumours going round that it was a hoax, apparantly he wanted to see peoples reaction his death or something. God knows...

And here it is.

Tottenham are todays rumoured club, with either Kaboul or Bassong in a 17m deal.

Not stricty comedy but I laughed. 'Im not a ten trick pony, im a whole field of ponies.'

Due to my mild obsession with Alan Partridge and the many quotes of his on the One Liners thread, we have a place to share our favourite Partridge moments. Possibly my favourite. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOGn2nvKIUQ

His wife gets on my tits.

'What you got, a wendy house?'

Im not renewing until Megson leaves.

Facebook isn't the problem here. It's the daft twat who used to it. There should be a certain level of education needed to be a juror.

It was one of the weeks we had a bank holiday, bin collection gets put back a day. It can be confusing for some.

Got a dirt track at the back of the garden where we leave the bins and the bin wagon drives down to collect the crap. About a month ago there was a car parked in the middle of the track so the wagon couldn't get past, instead of getting out and knocking on the door of the house it was stopped behind, they sat in the wagon for 80 minutes blasting the horn every couple of seconds until they got fed up and reversed out. I was out in the garden and was in no rush to tell them it was me neighbours car.

She's got a third nipple.

I can understand the teachers going on strike over their pensions, because they signed up to and paid into a scheme thats being massively changed for the worse. What does piss me off though is those that go on strike because they aren't being paid enough - You signed the bloody contract knowing full well how much you're going to be paid!!

He'll probably sign Ben Haim aswell. Wonder if he knows JOB is on a free.

We should charge QPR ?75.

Darts isn't a sport.

Keep us updated.

"Reports re Jerome just paper talk no contact from BW. Absolute rubbish." - Gartisde on twitter.

I probably know you, there can't be that many Wanderers dotted about the fields in a mile radius of Grimeford Lane.

Could be, there's another one up Shaws Drive somewhere, probably getting my signal from that. Are you near Grimefore Lane? And TV is dire tonight, watching a repeat of Only Fools.

I live none too far from Grimeford Lane and have had no problems with signal/3G today.

Hughes was out of contract so it wasn't a resignation as such, he just walked away. But McLeish resigning is abit odd, can't see Birmingham being too happy if he goes to Villa, they'll be missing out on a compensation package.