BOWTUN BAKED

I hope you've handed in your Elite badge! You wouldn't be so pragmatic if you weren't buying new soft furnishings with your Doris! 🙃

Yeah but no but but yeah but no Wife's just bought some new cushions!

The 2 current incumbents, replacing the front line, make Kachunga look like a world cup winner. There is literally no threat or menace to cause a threat. Remember all those late goals? Yep, thing of the past.

Shiiiìiiiiite! & goodnight! Your Wanderers roving reporter.

You'd think with being green, ULEZ, getting cars off the road etc, that the match bus would get a better backing. Surprised the club hadn't approached the local authority/Burnham to subsidise it All very odd but definitely being phased out on purpose. Is there no local services go from town to the Middlebrook?

He definitely prefers his dogging nowadays

He's shit, get him off!

Someone buy Maghoma some shooting boots, his current ones are broken

Big gay pile on

We've got Willy waving Evatt ...

Away fans innit! Get them out quick & straight onto the roundabout & away!

I remember my first shandy too!

Errrr .... Royal Berkshire!!

It is. And he's already been threatened, so we're mobbing up to watch them do fook all about it! 😂😂😂

Already signed up last week. Big gay pile on for the Elite

Thankfully proved wrong! Nice to see a ref not bottling the big decisions ... onwards we march COYFWM

These are the home games you have to win if you really want to achieve automatic promotion. I'm not feeling it today, hope I'm proved wrong, can see some very spectacular melt downs by 5 o'clock

If the 400 do sell first, then all the away season ticket holders can say hello to each other! 😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 There's a lad that cleans up the Nat statue every year free of charge, fair play to him

Cups have been shit for far too many years now. Watching second string players against second string players is tantamount to watching a friendly If clubs can't take it seriously why do they think fans will? 🙄 If we can scab our way through to later Rounds, then maybe ...

Difference between normal service & strikes .... fook all Train roulette

Football is not a TV show

It wouldn't be the first away of the season without the appearance of the pink shorts!

Yep, back on sale, obviously system issues still 🙄

Me first, everyone else after 😂😂😂