Frank Costanza

Warm house Comfy armchair Couple of cans Indian takeout or Freezing cold Shit view No ale after kick off Balti pie Defeat

Shock - scrote's dad in the paper saying Big Man should face charges

Ally Marland......not sure what he's up to these days Marland is club secretary, I think

If he trusts him that much, why has he not offered him a new contract seeing as it expires in June?

No, cos two wrongs make a right. Or, two idiots make a right. Either or.

Jon Gope Fenepej Emanuele Morini Gaetano Giallanza Pierre-Yves Andre Salva Moreno Oscar Perez

Week today

Aye but twatty bollocks said "Boom", so therefore he's in the wrong.

Aye just looked, 8pm on Sky Sports Record low viewing figures for that, I'd bet

Is this one on telly

Met him at Eurodisney a week after France won the World Cup in 1998. Moody fucker wouldn't give me an autograph

Word always was that he came up here, signed, went to McDonald's at Middlebrook, couldn't understand a word that the troll said who was serving him, and immediately rang BSA to say he didn't want to play for Bolton.

The way I binned off my ex was a bit shite, what with me asking for her housekeys back and booting her out because I fancied a new girl. Meh, worked out well in the end. New girl is still ace and old girl looks well rough these days

I've just found out Cas' seat at the Reebok. Bloke about four rows behind me would use that name for CYL LCY every week.... hmm

Trouble is Six months of Souness then we'd be back at the point we hit when it was time to bin off Meggo Oh I don't fucking know

This thread delivers.

21st at lunch, back on 5th

Bad form from the club here. Good luck

Still watching the US 'The Office' but it's been dire since Steve Carell left.

Cos I finish on the 21st

She uses words like 'banter' quite a lot. Stupid bint (they're like two paracetemol on an ironing board - think Tara Palmer Thompkinson)

Our works doo organiser has asked that everyone wears a 'bad Christmas jumper' for the party..... Makes me want to get all stabby

22nd - 24th time and a half 25th - 27th double 28th - 30th normal 31st - 1st double 2nd onwards back to normal HTH

Read his book on holiday this year - his excuses are brilliant. The man is completely blind to all his failings, blaming everyone else but himself. That said, glad to see that he doesn't hold back on O'Leary. What a twat he is

I've got a cold. That's about it