Frank Costanza

Got to be someone to put the fear in them. Souness innit.

He was liner at Burnden in the Play Off game vs Swindon

My daughter will be 7 months by the 25th, so what's the point in getting her anything? Just going to wrap up some of her toys and let her tear shit up, big style.

fat Phil, reffing from the halfway line because he can't keep up with the game. Brilliant.

gayer

Brad Pitt is going to ruin the film version

Tuncay is wank - bombed out of every club he's played for in England, and Wolfsburg hardly ever used him either.

It's true Cas, it's the same at the Reebok in the East Lower - no-one is getting het up or angry as they did at the arse end of Megson's time. It's a very very meek acceptance of where we are and of where we're going. Shame, but it was (mostly) good whilst it lasted.

Went to the bookies at lunch, and the hailstone was pelting down summat rotten

My mate went on with PNE fans and reckons she nobbed two of them off after the show. Can believe it too

Hes 90% a brilliant footballer. Comfortable on the ball and skillful, but that missing 10% is the reason why he plays for us and not Liverpool - he's fucking shit scared of shooting for fear of missing, which is a bit of an obstacle for a striker

Looking out of my office window beside the Crimbo Markets it's like midnight - absolutely pitch black. Going to be a fucking foul week, weather-wise.

Anything by Bret Easton Ellis

Driving through Lostock Hall at 7am and it was coming down then, was still quite wet but drier than sleet, if that makes sense.

Enjoyed living in Fulwood. The smells from those big houses owned by the indians was great as I walked up Watling Street Road after work

Plenty in Preston as I left this morning. Should be fun driving sideways down the street tonight

I was in the pro-Coyle camp but reading this last page has got me a-thinking. I still think there are no decent alternatives out there, but am starting to wonder whether the alternative NEEDS to be better, or just needs to be 'not' Coyle. Sad, as I like the bloke, but needs must.

Pretty sure you can only loan one at a time from each club

Would happily take 0-0 now

Setting fires Prank calling Dogshit under car door handles Bullying younger kids on the school bus The usual

Aye but the lad to whom the 'get a life' comment was directed is one of those special ones who definitely does need to get a life.

boothy is right. Time has caught up with him. Sad but inevitable. Time to farm him out to Sheff Utd or Chesterfield for a last year.

Aldridge will remain a personal enemy of mine forever more. Each year when we got away to Liverpool I make a point of being early so I can nip round to the Player's Entrance and give that cunt what for as he arrives in his shiny and nice Liverpool coat. Twat. Massive twat.

Meh

Pulled Molly from Coronation Street at a school disco