barryk32

I've had an invitation through the door today addressed to me and Maud for Carol and Angela's 50th birthday party. Now thats great except I haven't got a fooking clue who Carol and Angela are. There is a number on the RSVP. Do I :- A - Ignore it. B - Turn up C - Ring said number and say thanks for the invite, I dont mean to be rude but who are you??

Q. You would probably prefer your fiancee of 10 years to be the baby's father? A. Well, I'm not really bovvered. Fooking quality, you really can't buy class.

It didn't matter what anyone said to her she just exploded. To be fair if she tidied herself up a bit and kept her gob shut she wasn't that bad looking. (barryk32 likes redheads (just not the mental ones))

She was fookin mental

Whys a thread titled Liverpool V Villa turned into a Megsons shit thread?

Titled what the fuck, nice touch :-)

Todd and Rioch have done fuck all in the top flight (where are they now?) and Blackburn are below us in the table. Still we'll not let facts etc......

Or he might say, "Right Gaz, we've had 18 shots today, 9 on target. Who do we need to buy to bury these chances and have us back to winning ways?"

Exactly, folk seem to think that a dozen world class managers will form an orderly queue outside the ticket office if Megson goes.

But thats simply untrue and utter bollocks isn't it.

You didn't hear them moaning we had signed Cahill either

Agreed, that wont matter though. Tin hat on, sand bags out.

Aye used to be the Labour Club. Its on the main road (Church St) on the right just after the mini roundabout (assuming your coming from Moses Gate)

Would have to disagree. My phone is 3MP and is really grainy/pixelated, our pegs phone is 5MP and is significantly better but our camera is 8MP and is clear as a bell.

If Ponting makes a hundred I'm going to frisbee the game out of my front door into the on coming traffic!!!!

Yes. I arsed about with it a while back. It is possible but a right old pain in the arse. I opted for Thunderbird which is basically the same but free and a piece of piss.

I'll give you all the money for 30% of your business.

Most popular burning programs will try to convert it. If you use Imgburn above you will be faced with this screen... Just select write files/folders to disc. You can get upto 6 films on a dvd.

Still no answer then

You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%) Time taken: 03 minutes 25 seconds

Wouldn't even have time to get it out of my trousers.

You haven't trawled very hard, the following was posted on Boltons second largest forum. Edit : Just in case this is copyright infringement of some description, the source is http://www.the-wanderer.co.uk.

What are you using to burn them? This is very good & free Just select write files to disc, dont mention it being a film etc if your using a different program and dont burn too quickly x2 or x4 will be best.

Allstars star player/prima donna is in.

Playing or perving?