Pie Eater

Tit implants and spend the rest on a Mickey Mouse costume. Best of both worlds, innit

Will be carnage in those places on a Saturday...

The 'official' way would be him grassing to the police, but I think we all know how that would work out for him

That is a magnificent headline

I'm in, although fuck knows why We'll lose, I can't stand in my usual spot, ESL will be even more full of kids than usual and my mate has bailed on me. Apart from that, it'll be good

Bollocks. I massively would

Least you get to see one good team

Blackpool train on a school field?!?

I find the stewards in this league aren't as uppity and generally twattish as in the Prem. Also some grounds do unreserved seating which always helps

This JCL thing is a bit odd. Am I one because I was only born in '88?

They'll soon learn, GMR have been enforcing that one for years

Hahaha I heard that!

7-0, absolutely fucking pathetic

We have an FFP plan?

'Shambolic' and 'abysmal' according to their reporter at the match

You know when I said that I hate missing matches? I take it back

Exactly, makes a nonsense of setting up to be negative. We know we'll concede so we might as well go for it

Bollocks

Can't get it on radio here and the internet one is just playing shite music. Twitter/Stelling will have to do I hate missing matches...

Is this match on radio anywhere? BBC Manc are covering City so I'm a bit stuck A stream link would be even better but I'm not getting my hopes up

The cheap bastard has just painted a kit onto himself

Gave me a good chuckle anyway http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-car-bonnet-katy-holmes-3026109

Knight at Blackburn this season

I remember more of the Latin I picked up playing Rome:Total War on the PC than the French I was taught for 4 years at high school (and which I actually got a decent grade for). Read into that what you will

I expect the stewards to thank me personally next time I shout encouragement to a player