Pie Eater

Scouse? Fucking cheek

1st post? I definitely detect a whiff of bacon

God's country

Come on, SpaceX, even North Korea managed this

Fucks sake...

Haha consider that joke nicked for use on Latics fans on facebook!

Hadn't even considered that. They can't now send the kids/reserves to Maribor knowing they're already through

You'd think so. The video of that fixer has him promising to fix scores, although there's the (in my opinion, pretty likely) possibility that the guy was talking out of his arse trying to show off and/or fleece the guy he was talking to

Barnsley away was fantastic last year, I'd be on it again like a shot if there were any bloody trains. Fuck 2 hours hungover on the sunshine bus there and back

Sound familiar? The Latics fans on twitter are absolutely seething, it's hilarious

Course I'm not I'm Fred Done

Enlighten me

Hence why they fix the score (and usually unlikely ones at that) rather than just the result. Say if they fix it to be 4-2 or 5-3, you could get 50-1 on that and thus would only need to bet £1000 to make your money back. Spread it around a few bookies so that the large sums don't raise any red flags and you're golden

I love how Salmond is saying they'll keep using stirling like he has any say in that decision. Why would the Bank of England carry on effectively acting as lender of last resort to a foreign government? Load of bollocks and i suspect he knows it

Precisely. Even when I listen to Talkshite I switch over when the adverts come on. Same goes for TV

Being held in the Midlands and they're not Premier League players which surely narrows down the list of clubs the players could be from

Fucking hell...

How is Beattie getting on there? I know they started terribly but the last month or so it seems to have been all good news

They have a right to trial by jury. As open and shut as the case seems, you can't go doling out summary justice. That'd make us no better than them

Must be so dull watching Celtic these days. Fuck all competition in the league and out of Europe by the end of November. What's the point of the rest of their season?

"From the footage, there is an argument as to whether the full offence (of rape) is made out," he told judge Mr Justice Royce. "If it is made out, it is minimal. There is so little difference between the full attempt and the attempt as to make no difference." Certainly looks that way. Gotta be life

Will he get the same sentence for attempted rape as rape? I mean, given the circumstances the only reason it was 'attempted' is presumably (without getting into grim details) because it was physically impossible, so why should he get off more lightly?

The boarded up areas round Anfield... no one street, just the area in general

When it first opened it was decent, it even did most of what you mentioned: cheap drink, a quiz, ex players being interviewed. But since then the drink prices have shot up and they seem to have stopped doing the other stuff

Definitely. Walking distance from mine which is always nice, no pissing around on public transport Pissed off with the date though. Got a 3 hour corporate finance exam the day after so I can't hit the booze too hard