Dr Faustus

Worsley Pool- 12 weeks free cos I’m a diabetic fatty bum bum 😂 will probably move to pure gym in town afterwards. Why, what you flogging? 😂

Rejoined the gym last week, today burnt 1000 calories and 5 miles on treadmill before breakfast. Frozen shoulder slowing me down, but honestly thought I had hernia on 15kg abdominal crunches- worst cramp ever, had to push my gut back in. Not weighed myself yet

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going off what he's told me- he is a former banker so its plausible hes skewing the books

Wearing crocs in the office as we speak, i'll put my air max on for the gym, then my adidas jeans when i'm running around later

Reading fan at work has just purchased his- reckons 300 left from a 2500 allocation? Might have the latter number wrong

i've not renewed yet, but i will be back next season- just not sure where as yet. all being well, will be the last year before lad gets a scholar, then be following him across the country on a saturday morning- so i really want to make next season count. 100% club currently falling on deaf ears though

Passenger on ITV. red haired girl at the start is from Walkden, had talent from an early age- her dad was a Bolton fan, and a top lad. Proud of what she’s achieved

44, 47 and i've put 3st on in 4 years ffs

I’ve had a few… someone remind me who we played last game of the season when we were promoted from this league?

It’s ridiculous- it’s a bit of cotton Unless Nike are actually using it as a distraction tactic to play down the cost? PR; ‘hmm, the public will be outraged at spending £200 for a full strip to be used 10 games’ Design team; ‘hold my beer’

Truro City have 13 in 24 days and home games being played in Gloucester. Ouch

I fell asleep on the way back- drivers woke me to tell me I’d be left and had to get off at birch services i was fuming

goalkeepers dont count

Yeah that makes sense- just remember a bizarre home defeat in that campaign

most offensive thing is the price

I was in Lanzarote- remember sky had a 'planet football' weekend or summat, so we were lucky to be on. that week we signed Jamie Pollock, made his debut the following Saturday where we lost 1-0 at home to Ipswich I think?

this is a dark path you're leading me down

i use the handheld scanners in tesco, grab a bag from the till as i enter, say 'beep' and just walk off

that makes me sound tragic 😄 i was on an adjacent table to my vulgarian mates, dont need their piles anecdotes whilst eating my breakfast

More I think of it, a glorified sponsored walk. Maybe sans sponsor, just raising awareness, maybe a petition… when logs can’t pay grassroots because of facilities, yet pro club will pay scouts to pick up players and not reward the clubs… want to walk from Stockport County to Preston NE, taking in 7/8 clubs in between, over 100 miles, across 3 days… dunno if it’s achievable, even if I get in any sort of shape

Anyone done an ultra marathon? Can you walk these things, or still have to be at pace?

You ok hun? Inbox me x