Bea Smith

Cheap nylon suits?

The only cider i can drink is Kopperburg pear cider. Its the only one that doesnt make me want to vomit as soon as i get a whiff. Its also very effective in the 'getting fantastically drunk very quickly' category.

And you bloody wiped on the dress didnt you? I knew you would. Uggh

Need to improve your love life? This mark on your clit should do it.

Or means you've eaten them all.

Id like to see a pocket that big!!

They dont charge people with special needs.

Its only streaking if the cap is being held in the hand and not covering any body parts, otherwise you're not naked. According to moi. You may disagree. But i'll beat you.

Surely streakers are supposed to be completely naked? WTF was he doing wearing a cap? Im glad you dumped him, he's obviously an idiot!

Dont be a di*k, just take it to the animal shelter and ask them to chip it.

Flashback to playground memories. Oooh you were super tough if you let folk do those. And the horrible chicken burns

Surely you mean ?2499.99 ? Bargain..its under ?2500

Being a sufferer of the frizz i can understand anyones compulsion to straighten it out. However- if i was a bloke id go with the microphone look or lob it all off. I just do the microphone look, i have this fear that if i shaved all my locks off my head would be a funny shape and would be covered in scars. If i ever get sent down that could come in handy though. I'd look double hard.

What can i say? Im a horrible person.

Chuck yourself off a rather high building. Im sure the fear of impact would clear you out.

Quite a few on here have donated to this worthy cause, good on ya guys, rest of you- its worth getting rid of the sguidge- chip in!

A proper bird has kneepads in her handbag

Office sl@g

And now NB throws testicle grooming into the mix. Rogue

Yeah but i bet Bruces are like that when theyre full. Stop it Smiffs, you're doing that thing- where you draw me into a foul discussion. Wierdo

I have just had the sickest thought. If Bruce's face is soooo wrinkly. What do his testicles look like? Its more than slightly nauseating.

No i just wore cheap rubber soled shoes on crap nylon carpets.

You need to go and look at puppies, thats cheered the formidable NB up!!

Couldnt they just cut the crap and have a 30 second image of a tablet with the words GET HARD,STAY HARD emblazoned underneath. I mean- why complicate things? Simple, to the point, and no sick kissy crap to look at. Advertising has just gone ridiculous. Say what it is,what it does and how much it is. Or f*ck off.

uggh, that advert is scary. theres romance in it. sick b@stards!