Picture the scene
Down under NYE
12:01
Mrs Bolty “ Happy new year luv, ya comin to bed?”
Bolty “Nah , you pop off to bed Sheila, Captain Bolts is gonna see which one of these Pom bastards is lucky enough to get off the list”
*cracks a fosters, The Jam In the background”
“Right let’s have a look”
@Not in Crawley nah that ice cream selling dingo can stay on
@Spider “Nah maybe next year fella”
@mickbrown “ Yeah why not, new beginnings and a all that
Boltys inner voice “Jumping dingo testciles Bolty, Micky brown has to stay on the list what are you thinking man, Streuth.”
Bolty - “Yeah you’re right, Sorry Mick you’re staying on it fella.
”Righto let’s see what Marlene and Big Al Stewart are up to”