Rudy

Iron bibs and clean cones

Don’t be stupid. I get the child to do that.

I’m sorry but come on Eileen is an absolute banger If you don’t have that on at a wedding did you even get legally married? I think not Adder

Oi do you want a transfer kitty in the summer? Get spending

I was in a bad way the past two days but today I’ve kicked it’s cunt in.

No matter what mood I’m in if I hear Geno by Dexys midnight runners I’m happy and I’m singing Any of that middle of the road bollocks like Coldplay, Keane, Kaiser Chiefs can all be volleyed into the sun

One chap at work looks after his Mam, she has no one else so he’s been extra careful. He was treating a player for a slight strain asked him what he’s been up too said nothing much staying in. On one of the tests the reported positive. Did the tracing with him and has since come to light that he seems to have got it from the player who had broken Covid laws. His Mam has now had to get homecare because he can’t see her, luckily she tested negative but she’s not in the best health so it’s lucky. I got told to WFH, had my laptop and equipment sent in to me. Did my tests as per usual and I was found positive, it seems like it has come from the same player, my Mrs is a month away from dropping our second kid, so I’ve not seen her (result) or my daughter in over a week so they don’t get it, and every time my phone goes I think our Maude is going to go intO labour and I’ll miss it. Lets put it this way if I had millions in the bank and played football for a living and the only thing the gaffer asked of me was to stay the fuck at home, I wouldn’t think twice. There are some selfish individuals who are now not giving a fuck about the implications it has on regular folk and it absolutely stinks. The audacious argument that footballers should get the vaccine first to take the pressure off the NHS makes me feel absolutely sick. If I hadn’t got a big contract and a legal obligation to stay I think i would be looking at leaving. I’ve told my bosses this and they’ve reassured me that they don’t take it lightly and there are one or two who will shown the door in the summer and it won’t be because of their performances on the pitch.

@little whitt would have been in his element

Joe Wicks can fuck off. Bez however, I’m in.

Watched a fella on a podcast and he was talking how easy it is to track someone now. The capitol building is a government building so it’s covered in cameras it’s all covered in data hotspots So if someone is in there and they have their phone on the data goes through google and the FBI can request immediate access to it. Photos taken, calls made, who they’ve called who they’ve text they will have it all. so when Billy Bob was live-streaming it, they would get that recording, and they would be able to then find his location the next day within seconds. All the evidence in the network would be able to be used in court and they would get guilty pleas or be tried as domestic terrorists if they went to trial.

When a country is so divided and half of the mob support him, it’s a dangerous tool. Look at the rhetoric of some of his most famous tweets. When the looting starts the shooting starts Go home you’re special and we love you. Cant be adding fuel to the fire when there so many morons on Twitter. He said we’ll see you in Washington in January 6th, look what happens. Twitter needed to take him down before the inauguration and I suspect the president elect and the secret service instructed it. Ive said it before no president should have a private Twitter account. It’s madness.

TBF law cheese and onion are yellow packs because YKnow err cheese is yellow. Madness I know

I watched it as a kid, that’s what started my obsession with Joe Pesci films Duly noted 😁

Few films I’ve watched in the past few weeks My cousin Vinny. Brilliant and Hilarious, love Joe Pesci 12 angry men. Put it off for years because I wanted to forget the hype around it , not surprising it’s always in the best films of all time lists

That might just work

Good so far mate

@DazBob I’m gonna ignore what your brother says about you, you’re not a total nob, 2 episodes in and Your Honour is a belter

And a Yorkshire pudding to mop his brow

And that slip at in front of an open goal at Blackburn. Still makes me smile

You heathen. Fishy polystyrene. I’m not even sure they’re classed as crisps

And a pint of gravy

Vaz Te Ratio

Right sports fans here’s Rudys Protest vs Prison photos stay tuned for more Idiots

There was a video I watched earlier of one of them being arrested and his Grandma came running out! He is a good boy! 😂

Fucks sake when you said you were up for a bit of dogging I thought you meant..... Nevermind