FrancisFogarty

It’s the whole thing for me. Short notice, Sunday match kicking off at sparrows fart. I could nearly see Stockport from here, if it wasn’t for the hospital and Manchester. My head fell off a week ago, it’s really wound me up this has. I’ll be on the MH thread next.

One o’clock kickoff on a Sunday and it’s Thursday tea time before tickets are released which still need printing off. People coming from all over the place, (Lofts coming from Palestine), all for a third division match 200 miles away from the home of both sides at Wembley. Rubbish from Sky and Wembley Stadium. Meltdown over.

More Power. Tim the Tool man Taylor. Arrgh Arrgh Arrgh.

A chap was charging all of the above on the table I was sitting at. He didn’t want me sitting there and was puffing and blowing for ages. When he fucked off for his third coffee I took a photo of my knob on his phone and sent it to all of his contacts. If it was you I apologise.

The thing that boils my piss about Spoons is when student types order and pay at the table. Each one separately. Oh and when they bring all their electric stuff in to charge . Phones laptops tablets the lot.

We were in the Angel Hotel, Spoons Whitby at weekend. Nice and clean, busy and a good selection of local drinks on the bar. According to the website the rooms are decent too.

Anyway, Mrs. Fogarty informs me that it’s a “toilet bag” but as I’ve not had a shit in it I can’t comment further.

You don’t want a transparent toolkit like that.

They have various uses I believe. The one in the picture is a transparent toolkit bag to illustrate my lack of tools. Honest.

How basic is basic?

Don't let anyone know you've got tools, because as sure as eggs is eggs as soon as they find out you've got a drill they'll want you to drill something, knock something or screw something in. Guaranteed.

More pissing about with the rules (laws) equals even longer matches. Advertisers in America will be scrambling to find yet another way to say how fizzy their drinks are. Mariah Carey and others will be penning songs just long enough to fill treatment times.

Yes me too. High anxiety.

Har de fucking har. Muchas gracias penis.

Thanks for that.

Got my tickets booked and got a confirmation. Will I get an email so I can print it off or put it in my wallet? Asking for a Luddite.

I don’t know how it happened but me and Loft were in the Bobby Moore area last time and spent the whole time expecting to get our collars felt.

My dog's got no nose. How does it smell? Terrible.

Two pirates in the pub talking. Mornin, long John. Where’s your buccaneers? (you know the rest).

Bloke rings Dr. Deirdre help line. Think I’m starting with that incontinence. Where are you ringing from? The waist down most mornings. That’s the problem.

I wasn’t going to bother with Wembley but Loft has told me to get tickets. Fuck me, will this season never end.

He’s lost some weight has the colonel.

I wanted Bonham to be the one and tonight he’s proved he can do it. Seems sometimes he loses concentration or doesn’t get the cover from the defence. Mind you at times the penalty area can get more crowded than some pubs.

Usual headline in tomorrow’s evening news WEMBERGLEE ?

That’s right. The fabs were on top form as always. All you could hear on the telly.