Shit jokes

[kent_white]

What do you call a half Iranian half Russian fireman?

Amir Panikova

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

I've got a mate called Tony

He says "don't spell my name backwards"

I said "Why not?"

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Starmer.

[freds dad]

My mates addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop at any time.

[gonzo]

Bought a dog from a Blacksmith yesterday.

Soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door! 

[green genie]

There are 10 types of people in the world 

Those who understand binary and those that don’t 

[Dimron]

Rang the plant hire company:

"I wanna skip in my drive"

"I'm not stopping you"